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GuruThe highlight of my day is pointing out you're wrong.....and being right about it. The latter happens so rarely,he is literally Mr KnowItAll, hmph! LOL!
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GuruWe should probably be grateful it isn't actually possible for me to strangle him. PLUS he's too tall and I probably couldn't reach anyway.
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GuruSo stubborn! & I hurt myself trying to outsmart him...such a new feeling in the realm of men, lol! If he weren't so humble he might think himself a God. Such an exasperating alpha male personality... more
So stubborn! & I hurt myself trying to outsmart him...such a new feeling in the realm of men, lol! If he weren't so humble he might think himself a God. Such an exasperating alpha male personality that you know he was made in His image for sure! Hmph!
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GuruIn the wee hours I think of him and I am happy.
By evening, I'm sure he thinks of me...and wishes I wasn't such a pain in the ass once I wake up, lol! - Hot!

GuruOkay, I will be guru again. Passionately and briefly cussed him out and now we're cool again, lol!
...hey! Damn glitch! I took the rating off but didn't lose it. ::mumbles:: flypaper gurus::
Don't... moreOkay, I will be guru again. Passionately and briefly cussed him out and now we're cool again, lol!
...hey! Damn glitch! I took the rating off but didn't lose it. ::mumbles:: flypaper gurus::
Don't make me cuss you out too! lmao!
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GuruI argued the earth is blue, then he says well why does it look green in some places? Well....I don't know, lol! It's the same water! But secretly I'm thinking, he might be right. Soooo not telling... more
I argued the earth is blue, then he says well why does it look green in some places? Well....I don't know, lol! It's the same water! But secretly I'm thinking, he might be right. Soooo not telling him that, lmao!
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GuruI approach a random chickie, delicate, greeneyed witchy woman, meek voice. I want her, to devour her. I am drunk in my power over her. But when I come back home, he is king. I am a moth to his flame... more
I approach a random chickie, delicate, greeneyed witchy woman, meek voice. I want her, to devour her. I am drunk in my power over her. But when I come back home, he is king. I am a moth to his flame, I am destroyd and remade. I am content. I'm his.
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GuruHe makes me want to be a better me. And at times, better than him, lol! I know it, he knows it, the dog knows it, lol! I rarely succeed but in those times I am again reminded how well we fit, of the... more
He makes me want to be a better me. And at times, better than him, lol! I know it, he knows it, the dog knows it, lol! I rarely succeed but in those times I am again reminded how well we fit, of the exquisite quality of inequality.
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GuruSometimes the things you love the most are the things you are asked to give up. The beast growls and coughs low in its throat, "MINE!!" but the human strokes it's fur gently, tears falling and... more
Sometimes the things you love the most are the things you are asked to give up. The beast growls and coughs low in its throat, "MINE!!" but the human strokes it's fur gently, tears falling and whispers, "No. Never was."
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GuruGood morning, my Splay-legged Spendor!!
*grunt*
Oh, no! Time to wakey, wakey! Eggs and bakey!
*growls*
Awwww! Mr CaveMan of my Life! ...
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GuruI love you, but it's FRUIT LOOPS!
I love you, but it's FROOT LOOPS!
FRUIT!
FROOT!
FRUIT!
NUT!
Grrrr!!
Argggh!!
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GuruGUIDE TO PASSIONATE BS ARGUING
Step one: Get mad, mutually.
Step two: Say stupid things *veins throb in forehead*
Step three: Cuss each other out.
Step four: Admit you guys aren't acting like... moreGUIDE TO PASSIONATE BS ARGUING
Step one: Get mad, mutually.
Step two: Say stupid things *veins throb in forehead*
Step three: Cuss each other out.
Step four: Admit you guys aren't acting like teens. Admit you guys are acting all of 4.
Step five: Make up and laugh about it.
Rinse. Repeat. With love.
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GuruI know we're in love (because I draw hearts around our names, lol!)
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