I fixed what 2 plumbers could/did not. It was flushing very slowly so I cleaned the holes and voila it flushes great now! Plumbing 101 but neither of the "professionals" bothered to even look at... more

I fixed what 2 plumbers could/did not. It was flushing very slowly so I cleaned the holes and voila it flushes great now! Plumbing 101 but neither of the "professionals" bothered to even look at mineral/bacteria build up as the cause. Thank goodness I rent so my landlord had to pay for them to do nothing. ;)

More like thinking about the one toilet in my office. It won't stop running. The sound is so annoying... for weeks. Can't afford plumber. That's life (currently). LOL.

This is on my to-do list today. Flushing that is.

Pls do! & put the damn seat down so I don't fall in!!! Thank u Babe!!

I wish everyone would perform this act EVERY TIME they used it. and I mean E-V-E-R-Y!!

Methinks I spend too much time here...

Needs to be fixed eventually

Gotta say hi. I have to avoid you for a while now.

I can think of no one I want behind me more during the human centipede...

I've missed my home toilet.

I really wish I didn't have to spend so much time here...

Smartphones have made this so much more enjoyable.

I bet toilets measure time in moons.

Expelling everything from inside me before bed.

I could use automatic flushing in my home. I hate to see pee when I lift the lid. Flush!!!!!!

Wow! iPad sure is handy for posting and tweeting! You can do it from anywhere!

Do the seats remodel to fit your ass, or does your ass remodel to fit the seat?

I've never understood the cutout in the seats of toilets.

When I'm in a bad mood, I like to think I'm just flashing the toilet with my junk.

I want to found a new country and call it "Uri" simply so people will be forced to refer to "Uri Nation."

Getting back to the home toilet is just and amazing feeling.

time to flush it!! legaaa...

Spreading joy and cheer to my new best friend.

I would like to introduce you to some backdoor friends of mine...

I get some of my best Tweeting and Glueing done here.

I think it's medically appropriate to gauge hydration on how green the blue toilet water turns.

No matter how awesome the toilet might be, a new one always feels wrong.

Every time I go pee, I think to myself "You're in trouble." Then I giggle at the "Urine trouble" pun.

Evacuating some beer byproduct. A necessary evil of the goodness of beer.

Beer makes me visit the toilet so damn much...