Food porn?! Those tomatoes are such sluts. I prefer to-mah-toes.

Veggie porn. Hey... It all started in the garden of Eden.

shout out to alfie numeric for the food porn files

Made Salted Butter Caramels with Applewood Smoked Sea salt..........*wets myself*

Chicken Gumbo has the house smellin like heaven !
Perfect to go with this Cajun New Years Day feast!
How y-all are?

Meeting with my New Years Eve Dinner and Cocktail Party Client.
After trying the appetizer Sample He just smiled and handed me his credit card.
>Food Porn Strikes Again<

Pan Seared Ribeye with Hens-in-the-woods Mushrooms O_0 nuff said!

The Hands down favorite for brunch today was the Applewood Smoked Pheasant Benadict!
Lovely Poached Eggs on Toasted English Muffins with juicy slices of Pheasant and crispy Bacon topped with a soft... more

The Hands down favorite for brunch today was the Applewood Smoked Pheasant Benadict!
Lovely Poached Eggs on Toasted English Muffins with juicy slices of Pheasant and crispy Bacon topped with a soft and creamy Cheese sauce!

Prepping Veggies, making sauce's,and appetizers while watching "Two Fat Ladies" on the Cooking channel

The final hour of smoke for the game birds! Then on goes the pig for its 12 hours of love-smoke!

Strawberry Mousse pies and Peachy Cream Dream pies ..........done!
Smoker loaded and rollin with Guinea hens, Pheasants, and Ducks!

So it begins................ the next 48 hours will be EPIC Food Porn!
Starting now with Sticky Toffee Puddings, Banana Bread With Black Walnuts, and Cinnamon Rolls!

My Christmas Gift to Everyone........the best burgers in the World! Enjoy!

RANCH DRESSING:
1/3 cup mayonnaise
1/3 cup sour cream
Juice of 1/2 a lemon
1 tablespoon honey
1 small clove... more

My Christmas Gift to Everyone........the best burgers in the World! Enjoy!

RANCH DRESSING:
1/3 cup mayonnaise
1/3 cup sour cream
Juice of 1/2 a lemon
1 tablespoon honey
1 small clove garlic, very finely chopped
1 scallion, minced
Coarse salt and freshly ground black pepper


TOPPINGS:
6 slices good-quality bacon
2 large onions, sliced
6 hamburger buns, warmed
1/2 head iceberg lettuce
1 tomato, sliced
Ranch dressing, relish, ketchup and mustard, to serve

PATTIES:
1 pound medium-fat ground beef
1 pound ground veal
1 small onion, diced
1 clove garlic, minced
1 tablespoon Worcestershire sauce
1 tablespoon capers, minced
1/2 teaspoon chile flakes
1/2 cup cubed raclette cheese plus 6 slices
1 tablespoon vegetable oil


Directions
For the ranch dressing: In a medium bowl, whisk together all the mayonnaise, sour cream, lemon juice, honey, garlic and scallions. Season with salt and pepper. Set aside.

For the toppings: Heat a pan ...

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If you could see or smell the bread on the rise in my kitchen right now you would definitely know the meaning of Food Porn!

A nice December afternoon prompted a camp fire that turned into a cookout.
There's some thing primal and satisfying about cooking over an open fire, the sound of the fire, the smell of the smoke... more

A nice December afternoon prompted a camp fire that turned into a cookout.
There's some thing primal and satisfying about cooking over an open fire, the sound of the fire, the smell of the smoke, the mesmerizing flicker of the flames!
Our Impromptu cookout turned out a marvelous pot of Chili and some Juicy Cheeseburgers.
We topped off the night with with the Classic Smores!
Foodporn-a-rific!

Earlier tonight I took a new client a sample of the dessert that I have planed for the dinner party she booked.
I gave her the sample and started in telling her about the menu and wines.
Before I... more

Earlier tonight I took a new client a sample of the dessert that I have planed for the dinner party she booked.
I gave her the sample and started in telling her about the menu and wines.
Before I could get much out she had taken the first bite and interjected with "MMMMMMMMMMM!"
"OOOOOOOOOOOOH!" "Holy S#@t!" "MMMMMMMMMMM!" "WOW!" then just looked at me.
Trying hard to contain my laughter I said "I take it you like the Dessert?"
With out missing a beat she says "Liked it?.....I think I just came!" then burst into giggles!
The look on Her face was pure Food Porn!
Not more than 10 minutes after I left her house my phone rings and its her wanting to book another dinner party!
I love my Job!

old school Chicken Kiev!
This Herb Butter stuffed Chicken Breast was satisfying and delicious!
Blast from the past Food Porn!
Bow chicka bow wow............ chicka chicka boom!

Crab Rangoon's is tonight's Food Porn!
Although its not the main dish a good Rangoon is one of my favorite things!

Just about lunch time, wish I had a personal chef.

tonight's food porn is the basic of things
I've seasoned me up some nice chicken wings
I know that the flavor will be making me sing
cuz I used lots of pepper to make my tongue sting
So in bout... more

tonight's food porn is the basic of things
I've seasoned me up some nice chicken wings
I know that the flavor will be making me sing
cuz I used lots of pepper to make my tongue sting
So in bout an hour if I'm not on this thing
I'll be stuffen my face with some spiced chicken wings

Hungry. A banana may feed my belly, but out certainly does Not feed my need for Food Porn in the same way. :/

Dough is on the rise for the slider buns, Short crusts in the fridge waiting on my apple peeler, Chicken marinated and ready for the grill!
Looking like all my ducks are in a row for a this... more

Dough is on the rise for the slider buns, Short crusts in the fridge waiting on my apple peeler, Chicken marinated and ready for the grill!
Looking like all my ducks are in a row for a this evenings Food Porn Event!
If your in the south central Iowa area we have two open seats for tonight @12.50 per or 22.00 cpl seating at 6:30 dinner at 7!
Grilled Chicken Sliders, All Grown Up Macaroni and cheese(Maytag/Asiago/White Cheddar), Grilled Balsamic Veggies, and Deep dish Caramel Apple Dessert with Vanilla Bean Ice Cream are on the Menu tonight!

The smell of Spaghetti Sauce coming from my kitchen right now is pure Food Porn!

Pan seared parsnips!

I peel my apple skins into roses. Yeah baby, take it off apple, take it off!

The Holy Trinity was the base for a mouth watering Rice Pilaf to act as a side for succulent and tender Coconut Crusted Shrimp!
Food Porn at its best!

The old fashioned comfort food Chicken Pot Pie was my pood porn this nippy evening!
And not the mess of of frozen chicken "flavored" blaaach that you throw in the microwhatevermajiggy!
A complete... more

The old fashioned comfort food Chicken Pot Pie was my pood porn this nippy evening!
And not the mess of of frozen chicken "flavored" blaaach that you throw in the microwhatevermajiggy!
A complete meal all from scratch!
*Smiles and rubs belly*

Wish I could cook food that was good enough to be porn

No breakfast this am. Food porn in my head