Wouldn't it be great if age and gravity did to a penis what it does to boobs? -Bob Jones

It's a good thing we have gravity, or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused.

Gravity- It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!

Still waiting for this law to be repealed.

German Chancellor x 5 beers + 1 waiter = Gravity*

Gravity is not my homie; I fell down the stairs yesterday.

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they found that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity.

So NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in... more

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they found that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity.

So NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300°C.

The Russians used a pencil.

If gravity exists why is it harder to drop a girl than to pick one up?

Gravitation can not be held resposible for people falling in love

Where would we be without it! Floating is space?