Couldn't get GG on my blackberry. So revived twitter whi h took hours to hack into my own account (I am the password forgeter) then posting my begrudging move back to twitter. Then thought I would... more

Couldn't get GG on my blackberry. So revived twitter whi h took hours to hack into my own account (I am the password forgeter) then posting my begrudging move back to twitter. Then thought I would check my phone for GG &its back hooray & booooo (to the hassle)

This weather sucks its only 36c today :-(

37c here "Weather here wish you were lovely" mmmm hang on that doesn't sound right.

I have you as part of an email account I have. I love using you in my dally life.

Sometimes life is just so funny.

Define irony... I text someone about a typo in a recipe I am making and spell the word "type" :-)

The song I started playing to drown out the TV was shows theme song....

The song I started playing to drown out the TV was shows theme song....

ever put all your effort into doing something and not get any rewards for your hard work? and then u do somethin half-assed and u get the prize?

oh universe, why must u screw me around ?

I'd like to thank @LewisGBecks for one of the (unintentionally) funniest things I've read all day: bit.ly/yuf5VM Apologies for the tiny resolution, but it seems appropriate.

it means very hard and able to rust

I just became a "fan" of anxiety. Ummmmmm...

funny that i should check into cookies and pizza and then finally 'weight loss' :>

"I do not think that word means what you think it means."

Definition: Needing Antonio Gates to do well to win one league, but if he does do well, it spells a loss in the other. Synonymous with: Catch-22.

It's like rain on ur weddin day, a free ride whn uv alrdy paid, it's the good advice tht u just didn't take, who woulda thought.. It figures!!

Had the most ironic incident in my entire life today ! My head is still spinning.

Saw a crowd of hipsters at Metro and I couldn't help but giggle to myself. The air was thick with irony.

I tripped on the bus and then I saw a sign that said "Thank you, we hope your trip was enjoyable."

Those who bitch about GetGlue's sight about loser updates and the site crashing and getgluesticker.com is crashing the update puts me at the bottom of a page when I click on it. Ha!

pah well... just proves it doesn't it :l

I see irony every single day even in myself. Why can't others? I'm sure there's an ironic truth in that somewhere