With the Lakers out of the playoffs this year, Lakers fans ding Kobe with a Gotye parody. It is funny and I enjoyed it. ow.ly/ba3dO Thanks @InteractThis :)

Kobe makes the All-NBA team!! From the article: "Kobe Bryant made the All-NBA first team for the 10th time in his career and seventh consecutive season. That honor reflects how Bryant proved once... more

Kobe makes the All-NBA team!! From the article: "Kobe Bryant made the All-NBA first team for the 10th time in his career and seventh consecutive season. That honor reflects how Bryant proved once again that age (33 years) and basketball mileage (42,377 minutes) haven't significantly sapped his dominance."

www.latimes.com/sports/lakersnow/la-sp-ln-la-kobe-bryant-andrew-bynu

"Come hell or high water we're gonna be there again. It's just something about the Lakers' organization." on.nba.com/JQ6oDc

Was incredible tonight...to bad my lakers came up short

Kobe's stats for Game #5 of the 2nd round playoffs: 5 rebounds, 2 steals and 42 points.

He showed up for the game... I am not disappointed. He is still one of the best players to ever play the... more

Kobe's stats for Game #5 of the 2nd round playoffs: 5 rebounds, 2 steals and 42 points.

He showed up for the game... I am not disappointed. He is still one of the best players to ever play the game. Some Lakers fans take for granted that he is around. They criticize him when he takes the tough shots and misses them, but that is what the great ones do, they want the ball in every situation. I will be truly unhappy when he chooses to retire, but hopefully that will not happen too soon. Number twenty four will be back for next season and do it all over again and I hope with different results.

"Siri, tell Mike Brown to update his resume." - Kobe

This is it!! Another game where we need the Black Mamba to come out of hiding and strike cold, hard and fast!! Lead the team... Inspire them. Remind them of what it is all about. Let's get that win... more

This is it!! Another game where we need the Black Mamba to come out of hiding and strike cold, hard and fast!! Lead the team... Inspire them. Remind them of what it is all about. Let's get that win tonight!! Show the Lakers fans that we can depend on you to make the right plays and why you are our MVP!! KOBELIEVE!!

Do we ever need him this coming Monday night!! KOBELIEVE!!

Kobe and the Lakers defeat the Thunder at Staples 99-96 tonight in a much needed win in Game #3!! Kobe had 7 rebounds, 6 assists, 2 steals and 36 points for the night which included 18 of 18 free... more

Kobe and the Lakers defeat the Thunder at Staples 99-96 tonight in a much needed win in Game #3!! Kobe had 7 rebounds, 6 assists, 2 steals and 36 points for the night which included 18 of 18 free throws made!! Tomorrow night the Lakers play again at Staples, tip off at 7:30PM PST!!

The Black Mamba is feeling it & hitting some ridiculous shots in the 4th quarter.

Kobe's thoughts for the next game in OKC: “We can come up with a different strategy and we can do a much better job and have a much better showing in the next game.”

Kobe and the Lakers defeat the Nuggets 96-87 tonight in a very thrilling Game 7 at Staples!! Kobe had 1 rebound, 8 assists, 1 block and 17 points for the night. He showed he trusted his teammates and... more

Kobe and the Lakers defeat the Nuggets 96-87 tonight in a very thrilling Game 7 at Staples!! Kobe had 1 rebound, 8 assists, 1 block and 17 points for the night. He showed he trusted his teammates and they came through for him tonight. Next stop, OKC for Game 1 against the Thunder on Monday.

Kobe jokes he's 'too old' to Nuggets Coach George Karl

"All I said to him is, 'You don't have to double-team me that much,' " Bryant said. "I'm too old. I can't score the ball... more

Kobe jokes he's 'too old' to Nuggets Coach George Karl

"All I said to him is, 'You don't have to double-team me that much,' " Bryant said. "I'm too old. I can't score the ball anymore."

www.latimes.com/sports/lakersnow/la-sp-ln-la-kobe-bryant-jokes-hes-t

Kobe and the Lakers defeat the Nuggets 96-87 tonight in a very thrilling Game 7 at Staples!! Kobe had 1 rebound, 8 assists, 1 block and 17 points for the night. He showed he trusted his teammates... more

Kobe and the Lakers defeat the Nuggets 96-87 tonight in a very thrilling Game 7 at Staples!! Kobe had 1 rebound, 8 assists, 1 block and 17 points for the night. He showed he trusted his teammates and they came through for him tonight. Next stop, OKC for Game 1 against the Thunder on Monday.

Kobe and the Lakers take on the Nuggets in a critical Game 7 tonight at Staples!!

Kobe in career Game 7's: The Lakers are 4-1. His individual stats are 23.2 ppg, 9.4 Reb, 4.4 AST, 38.1 FG%, 32... more

Kobe and the Lakers take on the Nuggets in a critical Game 7 tonight at Staples!!

Kobe in career Game 7's: The Lakers are 4-1. His individual stats are 23.2 ppg, 9.4 Reb, 4.4 AST, 38.1 FG%, 32 3PT%, 70.8 FT%

If we ever need it...IT"S BLACK MAMBA TIME!!!

Kobe will definitely let the Lakers hear it after what happened in Game 7. Click on the link for full story and video... more

Kobe will definitely let the Lakers hear it after what happened in Game 7. Click on the link for full story and video recap.

sports.yahoo.com/news/nba--kobe-bryant-will-let-lakers-feel-his-fury

Kobe, despite his illness had 2 rebounds, 4 assists, 1 steal and 31 points in the loss to Denver tonight 113-96 to force a Game 7 back at Staples Center this Saturday. Do or die...WIN or stay home!!

Damn, damn damn! I missed the entire game. WTH I was playing where the game was better, Get Glued! On ABC! Denver, been slamming 3 pointers for games in the Lakers Face. OMG, Shame!

Dang!! Kobe has an illness of gastroenteritis. He missed the shootaround this morning and has been in bed at the Lakers' hotel. He is still expected to play tonight in Game... more

Dang!! Kobe has an illness of gastroenteritis. He missed the shootaround this morning and has been in bed at the Lakers' hotel. He is still expected to play tonight in Game 6.

www.cbssports.com/nba/blog/eye-on-basketball/19009328/kobe-bryant-mi

When Kobe was asked about the crazy road crowd that will be there for Game 6, he commented: "I've never heard a scream block a jump shot."

A few of Kobe's thoughts after tonight's loss in Game 5 against Denver.

"I almost bailed us out, that's what happened. That's not something we can rely on to get us to a championship."

Kobe... more

A few of Kobe's thoughts after tonight's loss in Game 5 against Denver.

"I almost bailed us out, that's what happened. That's not something we can rely on to get us to a championship."

Kobe also said that his last 3 pointer to tie the game felt great, but "the basketball gods didn't allow us to win this game because we didn't deserve it."

Kobe and the Lakers defeat the Nuggets, 92-88 to lead the series 3-1 lastnight!! Kobe had 8 rebounds, 6 assists, 1 steal and 22 points. The next game is this Tuesday, 05/08 at home, at Staples... more

Kobe and the Lakers defeat the Nuggets, 92-88 to lead the series 3-1 lastnight!! Kobe had 8 rebounds, 6 assists, 1 steal and 22 points. The next game is this Tuesday, 05/08 at home, at Staples Center, 7:30PM PST!!

Ok. There goes my my friend in my head back on the court sweet Kobe Bryant. I'm not looking. I'm peeping through my fingers while I pray not for a headache. If no win tonite they'll get back next... more

Ok. There goes my my friend in my head back on the court sweet Kobe Bryant. I'm not looking. I'm peeping through my fingers while I pray not for a headache. If no win tonite they'll get back next round.

WTH? I haven't watched tv all day and I missed half the game. Lakers loosing by 10pts Oh hell no! Sudden my insomnia kicked in. I want to see Kobe shake what his mama gave him, defense! If he didnt... more

WTH? I haven't watched tv all day and I missed half the game. Lakers loosing by 10pts Oh hell no! Sudden my insomnia kicked in. I want to see Kobe shake what his mama gave him, defense! If he didnt have it 1st half he got to bring it on now by defeating every shot. Oh,damn KB off the court. My heart is on pause. If lakers loose I cant go buy another Wig. I'll have to Flip my hair. If they Win, I go out like Wendy with bouncing and behaving hair,lol. Dont worry I got my hair relaxed.

Kobe and the Lakers defeat the Nuggets tonight at Staples Center 104-100 to lead 2-0 in this playoff series!! Kobe had 4 rebounds, 2 assists, 3 steals, and 1 block to go with his 38 points. It is... more

Kobe and the Lakers defeat the Nuggets tonight at Staples Center 104-100 to lead 2-0 in this playoff series!! Kobe had 4 rebounds, 2 assists, 3 steals, and 1 block to go with his 38 points. It is also Kobe's 83rd career playoff game with 30+ points or more!! The next game is this Friday 05/04 at Denver, 7:30PM PST!

Ok, Easy Win but off of dumb mistakes. I love a honest man than when they loose because I can't cry with him in the locker room. Since, there's no smoking allow in Apts but I smelled the sweet aroma... more

Ok, Easy Win but off of dumb mistakes. I love a honest man than when they loose because I can't cry with him in the locker room. Since, there's no smoking allow in Apts but I smelled the sweet aroma of weed from the vent in the ceiling in my kitchen. I don't care who's asleep upstairs. I raised my damn roof after my buoy "Won"! Woo-woo, Woo-woo, Woo-woo. How You Doin? KB#1!

@_Fonto_: #Mamba ? I dont even know what that meansss, No One Knows What It Means But It Sounds Provacative, IT GETS THE PEOPLE GOING

#KOBEinParis

Kobe Brayant looks like "Calf Milk". If i could only Whisk him gently into my "QUAKER OATS" then I'll add "Raisins and Pure Sweet Clover Honey drizzled all over and blend it 2gether, Ummm.

Kobe and the Lakers defeat the Nuggets today at Staples Center 103-88 to take the first game of this playoff series!! Kobe had 5 rebounds, 4 assists, 1 steal to go with his 31 points!! The next... more

Kobe and the Lakers defeat the Nuggets today at Staples Center 103-88 to take the first game of this playoff series!! Kobe had 5 rebounds, 4 assists, 1 steal to go with his 31 points!! The next game is on 05/01 this Tuesday night at Staples, 7:30PM PST!

#Mamba ? I dont even know what that meanssss, No One Knows What It Means But It Sounds Provacative, IT GETS THE PEOPLE GOING !!

#LakersInParis