Word just popped into my head.

What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
One's a slimy scum-sucking bottom-dwelling scavenger, the other is just a fish.
- Unknown

Any mammal that lives in the dirt is either a mole or a lawyer!
- Ellie from 'Rave Master'

"It's only illegal if you get caught."
- Me

Work isn't to make money; you work to justify life.
- Marc Chagall

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?

Your Honor.
- Unknown

Sometimes as an attorney, we do plot, (cackles villainously)

The more we act, the more we realize that action can be taken.
- Reed Markham, American Educator

it's not what you do, it's what you get caught doing
- -unknown

~I'm thankful that I have attorneys available at my finger tips 24/7 How you like me now? lol~

Don't feel like playing lawyer today. I'd much rather be at home, on the couch, in sweats, with the fur babies.

Hope we get good news today.

Its one of the main proffession, where lying is essential...
- Abdul

No brilliance is required in law, just common sense and relatively clean fingernails.
- John Mortimer

An incompetent lawyer can delay a trial for months or years. A competent lawyer can delay one even longer.
- Evelle Younger

What is the difference between a leech and a lawyer?

The leech stops sucking you dry after you're dead.
- Unknown

Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.
- Unknown

A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth.
- Unknown

A lawyer opens the door of his expensive car, only for it to be smashed off by a passing lorry. When the police arrived, the lawyer complains loudly about the damage: "just look what a mess that... more

A lawyer opens the door of his expensive car, only for it to be smashed off by a passing lorry. When the police arrived, the lawyer complains loudly about the damage: "just look what a mess that idiot made of my car!"...The police officer sighs. "You lawyers are so materialistic, it makes me sick. All you think about is your stupid car- you haven't even noticed that your left arm has been ripped off",
" My left arm??? OH my GOD!!! Where's my ROLEX???"
- lol

fool me once,
shame on you

fool me twice,
Shame on me
- heard it on Judge Judy lol

Juries scare me. I don't want to put my faith in 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty
- Unknown

I saw him drop and shake his head after my deposition. I also saw the wink and grin he gave me! We got this!

I love you so much I could kiss you............thank you for helping me.

It's so cold here, the lawyers have there hands in their own pockets!

I need a lawyer to take a contingency lawsuit in Tucson, AZ. It's an ADA case.

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.

We highly appreciated our lawyer. www.rollervernonpowers.com/our_attorneys.php

It will be getting to the point where I will be getting one for those bills!

To the lawyer to drop off some important papers

Just finished paperwork for attorney's office for injury. I'm exhausted, took longer than I had hoped. :) Oh well.