Line: "Hey I've been sexually active since I was 25". If I knew Tina I would "want to go to there" everywhere!

Liz: Ugh, I hate that word relationship, its almost as bad as climax.

I wish she was real so we could be friends! She rocks!

"What Housewife product does Liz Lemon say she wants to buy on '30 Rock'?" - Andy Cohen, What What Happens Live Housewives Battle Royale, q1

I swear Liz Lemon is my best friend. Don't tell me she's fictional; she's real to me and we were MADE to be BFFs. Liz...don't listen to Jack or anyone else. You are über-cool!

"I wanna roll my eyes right now but the doctor said if I keep doing it my ocular muscles might spasm and eject my eyeballs."

I love Tina Fey.

Eating a 6 in. sandwich in 4 bites. One of the many reasons Liz Lemon is my hero.

I'm having a Blargh moment.

I've been in the bull-pen since Saturday, working to beat a deadline, wondering if it's all worth it, all while feeling incredibly creative and compensating with nervousness by eating... how is this... more

I've been in the bull-pen since Saturday, working to beat a deadline, wondering if it's all worth it, all while feeling incredibly creative and compensating with nervousness by eating... how is this not a Liz Lemon moment?

Hey, nerds! Who's got two thumbs, speaks limited french, and hasn't cried once today? [points thumbs at self] This moi.

Liz: No, I'm going to tell Drew that I'm having a little welcome to the building party for him but there is no party and then when he shows up I'll laugh and say 'Oh, its the wrong night' and then... more

Liz: No, I'm going to tell Drew that I'm having a little welcome to the building party for him but there is no party and then when he shows up I'll laugh and say 'Oh, its the wrong night' and then he'll laugh and say 1 glass couldn't hurt and then I will put my mouth on his mouth.

Liz: I don't know... Ever put a donut in the microwave?

Liz Lemon: He looked at me with those crazy handsome guy eyes. It was like the Death Star tractor beam when the Falcon …
Jenna Maroney: [interrupting] No Liz, do not talk about stuff like that on... more

Liz Lemon: He looked at me with those crazy handsome guy eyes. It was like the Death Star tractor beam when the Falcon …
Jenna Maroney: [interrupting] No Liz, do not talk about stuff like that on your date. Guys like that do not like Star Trek.
Liz Lemon: Wars!

Eating cheese puffs that I've had a real craving for since watching 30 Rock. Damn you Liz Lemon! *shakes fist*

carmen: or are you doing this for your boss? lemon: I dont care about Jack, shoot him in the throat and let the dogs eat him! carmen: what is wrong with you? lemon: *matter of factly tone* almost... more

carmen: or are you doing this for your boss? lemon: I dont care about Jack, shoot him in the throat and let the dogs eat him! carmen: what is wrong with you? lemon: *matter of factly tone* almost everything

She couldn't get the water cooler refill on the stand! It was funny!

I love Liz Lemon