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More like Tom Riddle, but there isn't a topic for him.

That awkward moment when someone’s complaining about the size of their nose and Voldemorts in the room.

Neither can live while the other survive

You know Lord Voldemort's problem? He was kinda lenient... Crush them. Crush them all while you're strong.

I love The Dark Lord! What a sexy beast! And don't say his name you disrespectful twats!

UM DOS PERSONAGENS MAIS LEGAL DO FILME!

Ralph did a great job

I hope this barista got a good tip... pinterest.com/pin/407754622/

Only I can Live forever

And this wrock song makes liberal reference to one of the Unforgivables. However, it is, contrarily, from the perspective of Ronald Weasley.

Limely!

No, I don't mean limeys. How else would you... more

And this wrock song makes liberal reference to one of the Unforgivables. However, it is, contrarily, from the perspective of Ronald Weasley.

Limely!

No, I don't mean limeys. How else would you pronounce LELM?

Incidentally, how would Jackie Tyler and Mickey get in a wizard's kitchen? Any clue? Something to do with their associates?

Begging your bleeding pardon, I wasn't trying to imply you target the associates of Time Lords. My apologies. Though I suppose becoming a Time... would serve your purpose... no, it simply doesn't bear thinking about. You'd ruin history!

What? You don't strike me as the type to proclaim "I am the LAWR and the LAWR is not mocked", not the least because I think you can leave off those baseless r's.

"You can't change history, not one line." And that is the way it stands.

No, it seems we're superseding the binary something or other. I actually don't know what. So much of this is improv, didn't you know?

So, ever read about anthropomorphic rabbits who are confused... more

No, it seems we're superseding the binary something or other. I actually don't know what. So much of this is improv, didn't you know?

So, ever read about anthropomorphic rabbits who are confused by impromptu rafts?

No? I didn't think so. I had an acquaintance once, however, who managed to grossly misinterpret my summary as a gristly tale of murder.

And here's a question on trock "Type 40": Do you recall if there were any Librarian like characters in the reboot?

No, I don't mean Madame Pince! I mean that orang-u-tan you can't call the m-word.

NOT Mudblood, you foolish ape. Oops. Nine is rubbing off on me.

Now, the other question is, what type of energy is it that the Type 40 runs on? The only thing I seem to vaguely match it with is the Ferengi pronunciation of "human", but it is likely a novel word.

Alright, I know you know almost nothing about Sci-fi. Did you know there was a theory going round that Madame Irma Pince was actually Eileen Prince?

"Not bleedi...

What do you think about this melancholy twee pop for the ceremony?

Oh, right. You don't have a nose to keep clean. Sorry. Routine. I forget.

Incidentally, are you reminded of Chau-chau every... more

What do you think about this melancholy twee pop for the ceremony?

Oh, right. You don't have a nose to keep clean. Sorry. Routine. I forget.

Incidentally, are you reminded of Chau-chau every time you look at one of those red-haired Gryffindors?

Wait, you probably adore Chau-chau... and *hate* Percy.

No, the Percy that wears all green, not Percy "the prat" Weasley. Do you understand now why they remind me of Chau-chau?

"I know the gutter and I know the stink of the street!" Yep. Another person born in the gutter. Though I usually compare you to the Frollster, not Javvy.

Don't be insulted, goodn--Gallefrey's sake. At least your mum was named after one of the Pleids, and wasn't a nameless Gypsy. And, you're not horribly disfig---oops. Ever seen a fig tree?

Oh, and incidentally, do you wish you could kill with a look? So much faster than those six little syllables--

Yes, I did have to count the syllables of the killing curse. Don't look at me like that--I was...

More wrock... He-who-must-not-be-named-in-he-who-must-not-be-named's-presence can't hide... SO VOTE SAXON. Um. Yes. That was another non-sequitur. I'm quite bad about that.

Jelly baby?

Shame... more

More wrock... He-who-must-not-be-named-in-he-who-must-not-be-named's-presence can't hide... SO VOTE SAXON. Um. Yes. That was another non-sequitur. I'm quite bad about that.

Jelly baby?

Shame reminded you are too much of Dumbledore.

Yes, I know. That *house elf* is so annoying. Wait.. how did we get on that topic, and how do you even know about that?

BAD WOLF!

No. Not a were. Look into the time vortex?

Well, it *could* drive you mad like the Untempered Schism. I think that might be an occupational hazard, though. You already seem to be a bit... well, there's no nice way to say that.

You have no nose, and my chameleon circuit appears to be broken. Do you know how to hotwire the fragment links and reverse the binary something or other? Non sequiturs? Yes, and a pot of Earl Grey... more

You have no nose, and my chameleon circuit appears to be broken. Do you know how to hotwire the fragment links and reverse the binary something or other? Non sequiturs? Yes, and a pot of Earl Grey, please. I do like bergamot in the mornings.

Are you inclined toward fava beans and chianti with your victims, or should we go the pirate-zombie route and unearth a bushel of apples. Beg pardon, I didn't realize it was so... passe to talk about cannibalism over tea and technobabble.

And this wrocker is ill disposed toward Gryffindor, but they rhyme "defeater" with "Granger"! Atrocious! I shall take them to the crease and with a... oh, wait. Yes, that's absolutely right, I have... more

And this wrocker is ill disposed toward Gryffindor, but they rhyme "defeater" with "Granger"! Atrocious! I shall take them to the crease and with a... oh, wait. Yes, that's absolutely right, I have almost no idea how to play cricket (Perhaps it will come with regeneration), and he probably doesn't either.

Tom, this wrock song displeases me because the singer has a terrible attitude towards your teenage self and idolizes Gryffindor house. Trock is frequently better, I think... although I'm not sure I'm... more

Tom, this wrock song displeases me because the singer has a terrible attitude towards your teenage self and idolizes Gryffindor house. Trock is frequently better, I think... although I'm not sure I'm enthused about not blinking. Still, we've got an awful lot of running to do. Better hope we don't run into any angels, their phonebox possession or non-possession notwithstanding. Does a "Reducto" or something work against quantum green-grow-the-rushes-o sinister alien thingummies that look like statues?

Also, do you have a better sense of timing than the raggedy Doctor?

Lord voldemort kalo ngupil gmana ya?