I drink my coffee so slow, I've had to heat it up three times this morning.

Dinner's going in and coming out of this. … It's late and I'm lazy!

Mine blew up yesterday.

No, I don't stop the microwave at 0:01 to feel like a bomb defuser...I stop it because I hate the f*ck*ng beeping noise.

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes.

What kind of person mixes fancy drinks all night, for himself, but eats microwaveable entrees for dinner? I think I know the answer to this one...my kind of person, bitches. 'Cause that's how I roll... more

What kind of person mixes fancy drinks all night, for himself, but eats microwaveable entrees for dinner? I think I know the answer to this one...my kind of person, bitches. 'Cause that's how I roll! This healthy choice Thai style chicken and veggies thing smells pretty amazing though.

Mine sounds pissed off. I think it's gonna blow up!

You picked the wrong time to blow up......this one only lasted a couple of years. They don't make 'em like they used to! :(

Don't put the aluminum stuff in the microwave oven. Very Dangerous. Yes, I did that.

Watching how it cooks my dinner...

OMG, I just re-heated some coffee in the microwave at work. Can't believe people actually put 'food' in there. Looks like someone's science project in there. Nasty.

Cooking some frozen Kung Po chicken.

You seldom realize how vital this is until you don't have it. Now I pop back to 1946 every time I have to reheat spaghetti.

Pretty sure microwave minutes are longer then normal minutes

Our 14 year old microwave blew up last week. Had to remember how to use a toaster oven!

I think mine just bit the dust. Is it bad that there's smoke pouring out of it? -_-

i think mine just tried to blow up.... great, daren't use it anymore =(

These are fine for heating things up, but is there an equivalent for cooling things down (my drinks) really quickly?

u never microwave steak...

reheating my soup