Seriously, there comes a point where you must stop dressing like you're still 21.....Please, for our sake and your children's......

No one ever feels like they are too old for something Most of us don't feel old unless we have had to do some physical activity and complain about our aches and pains. Then we feel old. In a good... more

No one ever feels like they are too old for something Most of us don't feel old unless we have had to do some physical activity and complain about our aches and pains. Then we feel old. In a good way. Sure fire way to know if you are too old (in a bad way) is to go to a night club (not bar but night club). Nevermind the fact that you don't understand the music or dress but pay attention to the way people look at you! Like you don't belong are a narc or something. FYI these same people giving you those akward looks weren't alive when you bought those pair of socks you are wearing

And tonight I say goodbye to my youth. Hello 36. I am middle aged. *throws up a little in my mouth