mary had a little ______

which bridge that falls down by a fair lady?

Then there was the time I was teaching some children the Peter Piper rhyme. I said it like this: Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peckers.... Big oops! Boy was I embarrassed! No more nursery... more

Then there was the time I was teaching some children the Peter Piper rhyme. I said it like this: Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peckers.... Big oops! Boy was I embarrassed! No more nursery rhymes for me.

But it was still pretty damn funny. They asked me where I'd heard that kind of language and my reply was, " I heard from my Dad." they didn't call my parents, they just sent me back to class with a... more

But it was still pretty damn funny. They asked me where I'd heard that kind of language and my reply was, " I heard from my Dad." they didn't call my parents, they just sent me back to class with a stern warning.

When I was in 2nd grade I got into big trouble over a nursery rhyme gone wrong. We were supposed to finish the rhyme when it came time. The rhyme was little boy blue. The kid next to me said, "... more

When I was in 2nd grade I got into big trouble over a nursery rhyme gone wrong. We were supposed to finish the rhyme when it came time. The rhyme was little boy blue. The kid next to me said, " little boy blue" and then I said. " Sh_t in a shoe." Well, all the kids laughed and I got sent to the Principles office. But. It was still da

Hey Diddle Diddle,
if I had a fiddle,
I'd play a dirge for the neighbor who's truck woke the baby!

I'm thinking my versions of these may be skewed from lack of sleep but they are, at the least more, interesting for it!

My favorite is the one about Old King Cole, cuz he calls for his PIPE and he calls for his BOWL! Sounds like my kind of guy! 

Rub-a-dub-dub, Three things in a tub,
And how do you think they got there?
Me, my Computer and a baseball bat...ah F' it, I forgot the rest of the rhyme.

I am listening to nursery rhymes

Little Bow Peep ... Uh huh huh, must be the lack of sleep and the amount of medicine I'm taking.

Hector Protector suddenly came into my head. I wonder what activated that decades-dormant neuron. Hector Protector was dressed all in green;
Hector Protector was sent to the Queen.
The Queen did... more

Hector Protector suddenly came into my head. I wonder what activated that decades-dormant neuron. Hector Protector was dressed all in green;
Hector Protector was sent to the Queen.
The Queen did not like him,
Nor more did the King;
So Hector Protector was sent back again.