okay, haven't done random check ins in a while....here we go! Gimme 5!

Loves waving at random people, because you know the rest of the day they're trying to figure out who the hell you were... lol

Shower math:
Eeiiip! Eiiip! Eeiiip! Eeiiip! + *potty dance* = water to hot
Aaaaaaaaaaaaa-haha!! + *sobs and trips getting to the back of the shower* = water too cold

You do the math. You know... more

Shower math:
Eeiiip! Eiiip! Eeiiip! Eeiiip! + *potty dance* = water to hot
Aaaaaaaaaaaaa-haha!! + *sobs and trips getting to the back of the shower* = water too cold

You do the math. You know you do.

Today I went to IKEA and hid in the wardrobes. And every time someone opened the doors I welcomed them to Narnia!! lol :p

Oh Mickey, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind. Hey Mickey. Hey Hey Mickey!..
face it you didn't read that, you sang it.. lol :p

Never erase stuff on ur bed. Trust me, it's way worse than cracker crumbs!

In case ur wondering, orange blossoms do NOT taste good! Neither do the leaves! Wtf??

Gobi desert images. How odd! And I agree...that first one is totally a QR code. See!!! Earth sides with Google. It made it a celebrity... more

Gobi desert images. How odd! And I agree...that first one is totally a QR code. See!!! Earth sides with Google. It made it a celebrity!
www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2061424/Gobi-desert-images-G

If you look it up in the dictionary, my name will be there.

Yikes! Got bra snapped and have nobody to blame but me! Lol!

So many politicians, corporate lawyers, and dictators in this world already...somebody on this planet has to not be boring! Lol!

I enjoy the flexibility of my thought process. Where I'll end up next is anybodies guess!

I thought, okay, one is brick *blows until cheeks hurt* ...one is straw...what is the other one again????

I was driving by a hill the other day and suddenly a voice in my head said, "Grassy knoll."
I said, no, a hill.
"Grassy knoll."
No! It's a hill!
"Grassy knoll."
I said it's a hill! Normal people... more

I was driving by a hill the other day and suddenly a voice in my head said, "Grassy knoll."
I said, no, a hill.
"Grassy knoll."
No! It's a hill!
"Grassy knoll."
I said it's a hill! Normal people call it a gosh darn HILL!!!
"Grassy. Knoll.
...and most normal people don't argue with themselves."
I think I had a point! I've been outsmarted!

Hmm, making 5 random check ins sounds a bit...non-random! So I shall randomly pick a number of check ins...and keep that number sacred. So now it shall be random AND secretive! Olé!!
(I just had... more

Hmm, making 5 random check ins sounds a bit...non-random! So I shall randomly pick a number of check ins...and keep that number sacred. So now it shall be random AND secretive! Olé!!
(I just had josé olé taquitos for breakfast, lol!)

Being totally random tonight...love it

Is it wrong to throw things out my window at my neighbor and their loud machinery?! A baseball from 2 stories up shouldn't hurt that bad, should it?

I can't find my socks. Ughh! You win dryer trolls!!! This time!

I want a chocolate shake.

I just had my balding, old handyman ask me if I was married, nudge nudge wink, wink. Yeah, he won't be back in this house.

I can be quite random. There. I said it....
RANDOM CHECK IN TIME!!

Never miss the chance to talk to someone because they are different or less fortunate, because one word from you could change their whole life.

that moment when you miss one stair, and you see your whole life flash before your eyes.

I have 2 rules. #1. I'm always right. #2. If you think I'm wrong, refer back to rule number 1

Smiles are contagious...go forth and contaminate as many people as you can! :-D

If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice isn't worth noticing :-D

bored out of my brains
"back in 5mins"
if not, read this message again hehe

OK alarm clock, you won this round. BUT Saturday's coming and then your ass is mine!!

there laughing at us because were idiots. were laughing at them because they just figured that out

We never know how strong we are, until being strong is the only choice we have.