Seriously?! Get I over urself!

Feeling it a bit today...

wow, it's so nice to have all this help, Not!

Did I not mention that I speak this fluently?

~I just bypassed u Sister dear, you better catch up with me~

~Of course Sabrina would be Guru of sarcasm!!!~

~Good to see u here sister, of course u would be here LoL love you favorite sister!~

~Haha now that I know this page exists I am going to have so much FUN with it, and this statement is not meant to be taken sarcastically~

Don't be alarmed. The long pause isn't for you to speak, it's for the live audience to laugh at you.

Sometimes I just have to keep my mouth shut and not say a word or it will get me into sooo much trouble. But it is so hard because mouthing off is so much fun!

Yup I'm laughing at u dumb donkey!

I don't want anybody to know this because I might not have any friends if they stop my Stoopid!

I totally love the fact I can't seem to get any sleep lately... Sarcasm-warning ahead.

Am loving this very much every single day!

I don't like pic - implies judgement & intolerance to me...just saying!

Oh yes, the sarcasm will flow today. I've been trying my hardest to be good, but some ppl just need to be reminded they were dropped on their heads as babies!

Keeping mine in check.

New rule: If I hold the door open for you and you walk by without saying “Thanks”, I am granted one attempt at trying to trip you.

oh today you allowed me to spew forth enough venom to scare an arena full of ppl.

I'm not stupid so please don't imply you think I am. Beautiful women are not stupid.

Some say I have a rapier wit; but that's silly because I never learned how to fence.

Life would be so boring without sarcasm.

Sarcasm you brighten my day!

Need to flex my sarcasm muscle. Any takers?

I'll just bet you think so. Hmph.

Gets me in trouble a lot

I was in rare form today!

Sarcasm please don't fail me today, I have a feeling I'm going to need you the most today.

It's so common. Could it be boring?

Someone else: "Why is there only 1 original signature and the rest copies?"
Me: "Well you see, if you tell me to sign this paper and then make 6 copies, the magic machine over there makes it so I... more

Someone else: "Why is there only 1 original signature and the rest copies?"
Me: "Well you see, if you tell me to sign this paper and then make 6 copies, the magic machine over there makes it so I only have to sign one sheet of paper."
Someone else: " I don't understand."
Me: " Your mom drank while she was pregnant, right?"