“Ghetto Word Of The Day: Obama - I can eat a whole bag of chips Obama self”

“H.O.E.S = Happily Offering Everybody Sex”

“Never get in a fight with an ugly person, they have nothing to lose.”

“Your face is the only form of birth control you need, sweetie.”

what's not to love? he even looks and plays a charming little fella in drag, those are some of the best stewie moments

I think Stewie and Brian need their own show.

“We are the WTF generation : Wikipedia, Twitter and Facebook.”

"Your haunting the house with your whiteness Brian."

Singing a parody of Rocket Man sung by William Shatner! (always makes me laugh)!

“I saw a chinese kid and a black kid wave to each other today. Gave me hope for the future. Or another Rush Hour movie.”

“Oh wow. You're really gonna fight me over the internet? What's the worst you can do, caps-lock my ass?”

.......Cool whhhhhhhipppp, pie tastes good with cool whhhhhhipppp.......this evening is rueweened.....(per Stewie Griffin which drives Brian crazy)

"Coke please." "Is Pepsi ok?" "Is monopoly money ok?"

“Working on ways to use Twitter for the whole world domination thing, but Supreme Dictators probably cannot rule by 140 characters alone.”

“I put the "pro" in Procrastination."

“They say "don't drink and drive". Well.... yesterday I was drinking a juice box while riding my tricycle. Yeah. Im a badass. #ThugLife”

“I Accidentally ran over a kid wearing a John Cena shirt. But in my defense, I couldn't see him.."

“Make the little things count. Teach midgets math.”

“So, today I watched my first porn.........I looked so young back then.”

“Emergency call: "911, What is your emergency?" "Two girls are fighting over me!" "So what's the problem sir?" "The ugly one is winning.."

“Jingle bells,
Facebook smells,
Tumblr go away.
Myspace yuck,
Foursquare sucks,
Twitter all the way.”

Stewie: "Yeah Brian, pick up my poop!"
Brian: "I need a plastic bag."
Stewie: "Here's a thin napkin."

"...and you, you naughty little wire, how did you get over there?"

....(Stewie to Meg) you're pretty....you're always p r e t t y (Meg thanks and kisses Stewie who then pukes in a near by potted tree!!!!!)!!!

“People who don't like bacon cannot be trusted, end of story.”

I love it when Chris is trying to lose weight and Stewie eats and eats just to make fun of him. Then one day he's sitting in his high chair coloring and it's quiet and he hears a noise, looks up... more

I love it when Chris is trying to lose weight and Stewie eats and eats just to make fun of him. Then one day he's sitting in his high chair coloring and it's quiet and he hears a noise, looks up then goes back to coloring. He does that a couple times until his high chair collapses under his weight and Brian comes along and says awww what's the matter, did Orson fall down?!!!! I love it ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!

You know Meg, if you killed yourself you'd probably get a full page in the year book. So, yeah something to think about.

Rupert, do you wanna ride the tea cups - tea bags - tea cups??

“I love it wet, juicy and in a nice red/pink color. Sometimes it gets the hands sticky, but I don't mind. Watermelon is amazing!”

“I always carry a knife with me wherever I go. You never know when your going to need to cut a piece of cake.”