Eating with my husband is an appetite suppressant

At what point in life does one start to practice the art of chewing with their mouths closed? 2yrs, 6yrs, maybe 10yrs of age? One would think that by age 38, you should be chewing with your mouth... more

At what point in life does one start to practice the art of chewing with their mouths closed? 2yrs, 6yrs, maybe 10yrs of age? One would think that by age 38, you should be chewing with your mouth closed, not smacking like you're a damn dog that hasn't eaten in weeks!! Lapping the food up like you have no hands or fingers!!

dude, is chewing with your mouth closed so much to ask?

If you get up from the table temporarily (to go to the restroom, for instance), you should place your napkin on your chair, not the table, to show that you intend to return.

I try to teach them, DH undermines at every opportunity.