Love this paper! (and Ezine)

Red Meat: from the secret files of Max Cannon. "dour dumplings of desperation." Dec. 9-15, 2010.

Red Meat: from the secret files of Max Cannon. "reenacted flabbergast spasm." Oct. 14-20, 2010.

Red Meat: from the secret files of Max Cannon. "the frantic flapping of freshly flensed flukes." Feb. 17-23, 2011.

“...just today the [Romney] campaign began distributing pamphlets in predominantly Latino neighborhoods featuring a photo of Romney doing the Mexican hat dance with Paco. The pamphlet goes on to... more

“...just today the [Romney] campaign began distributing pamphlets in predominantly Latino neighborhoods featuring a photo of Romney doing the Mexican hat dance with Paco. The pamphlet goes on to mention how Paco & Romney both love piñatas & chimichangas & landscaping.” www.theonion.com/video/romney-courts-hispanic-vote-with-animated-som

I just love how they can catch me off guard with sometimes with this stuff. Example read this - www.theonion.com/articles/obama-openly-asks-nation-why-on-earth-he-w

Waiting for @enthia to put clothes on and teaching the barista about TO neighbourhoods

Subscribed to it on my Nook. Looks pretty decent

I find it funny that when I post articles on Facebook that people think they're real even though they're obsurdly ridiculous.

Catching up on news in the multiple alternative realities.

All the "news" that's fit to print

Always cracks me up: 'Intelligent, Condescending Life Discovered in Distant Galaxy' www.theonion.com/articles/intelligent-condescending-life-discovered-

I usually end up laughing until I cry!

It took me a hot second to open up to "fake" news but I'm on it like Drake on the radio I don't listen to anymore/// I think I may have to stash it like porn.. don't want my son going to 2nd grade... more

It took me a hot second to open up to "fake" news but I'm on it like Drake on the radio I don't listen to anymore/// I think I may have to stash it like porn.. don't want my son going to 2nd grade w/these reports

Needed some deep reading material.

Needed some deep reading material.

Will there be an Onion 2: Sequil to ONION 1 Movie or will the movies all burn to cinders?
Story at 11:00!

Will there be an END to yoyo ma's tyranical reign over Tokyo!
Story at 11:00!

11:00 Leslie Nielson is STILL dead.

I just recieved news that the Ghost of Leslie Nielson was spotted next-door NEWS at 11:00!

Pam Grier or Pam Anderson questions for both which one knows how to get buckwheat in a headlock faster story at 11:00!