I have my theories about The Stig's identity. It involves a helmet nested inside a helmet, and then nested inside another helmet.

I always drink my coffee with a helmet.

Channeling The Stig as I drive home

Some say his tears are adhesive and that if he were to catch fire, he would burn for 1,000 days. All we know is, he's called The Stig!

Don't mess with his Chinese cousin, he will karate yo ass.

Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats and that he has two sets of knees. All we know is... He's called THE STIG!!!

"Some say he drinks gasoline for breakfast and pours motor oil on his pancakes. All we know is, he's called The Stig."

Great driver or greatest driver, you decide

There can be only one STIG and he's not on Top Gear US ;)

Some say "Does the chicken or the egg come first?" when in fact he is the chicken that laid the egg.

Some say he can't rude a horse because he can't find the clutch, and he is very angry at sharp chedder. Al we know is we call him the Stig

Some say that his genitals are on up side down and that he could solve the Da Vinci code in 43 seconds.

I seen him in real real real life yesterday

Where did he go? If you say "where's Stig? He will knit you a red/white striped sweater.

Some say that he's Mac compatible, and that he once punched a horse to the floor. All we know is, he's called The Stig. Only seven people have looked the Stig straight in the eyes. They are all dead... more

Some say that he's Mac compatible, and that he once punched a horse to the floor. All we know is, he's called The Stig. Only seven people have looked the Stig straight in the eyes. They are all dead now.

I'm a real person too!