Yes. The cat has got himself into this again. I can tell because of the tp hanging out of the corner of his mouth. I'm afraid to go see how he has practiced his interior decorating skills.

I know I taught both my hubby & son the intricate procedure of changing a roll. Laying it on top of the roller wasn't it. Men just must be missing that gnome in their matrix that removing the roller... more

I know I taught both my hubby & son the intricate procedure of changing a roll. Laying it on top of the roller wasn't it. Men just must be missing that gnome in their matrix that removing the roller and placing the new roll on to it !! Amazing

The only thing I love about my husband being gone for a whole week is that I still have a lot of toilet paper. Hehe

Gonna wipe after my dump fosho! Lol

Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money. --Joey Bishop

Whoever invented it is my hero

It's kind of like air: you don't think about it running out, until it does.

Best toasted with cinnamon sprinkled on it. It's like a flavorful Melba Toast.

....You never realize what you have...UNTIL it's G-O-N-E....TOILET PAPER is a perfect EXAMPLE...LOL

This comes in handy when the facial tissues are not available. Hey, improvise.

That awkward moment in a public restroom when you realize there is no toilet paper left.

Don't you hate when you go use the bathroom, and there's only scraps of tp stuck on the roll??? Why is it so hard to change the roll!!!

Dear Quilted Northern, your commercials creep me out. "It's time to get real about what happens in the bathroom..." Not during the middle of must-see TV it isn't.

Are we talking TP trash today people??

LoL missed, solution = finger xD

That looks like Gold Foil paper in the photo to my right on this page. Hardly anything I need on this LADY butt!!

If I should make it to the other side and someone wants to know what I did last online... wouldn't checking into to toilet paper be the funniest shyt ever to converse on. I can HEAR them now "WHY IN... more

If I should make it to the other side and someone wants to know what I did last online... wouldn't checking into to toilet paper be the funniest shyt ever to converse on. I can HEAR them now "WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD SHE..."

Must always remember to look before I sit. Being the only female in the the house with ovaries (dog is spayed) the only time they think TP is #2.

I KNEW I was forgettin somethin! Sonofabitch! FML

You will never realize how much you love this stuff until you don't have it...

Had to poop to make room for the pumpkin pie.

I've used Charmin ultra soft for years. I can't stand Nothern or cheap 1-ply. Has anyone tried Cottonelle?

My bedside companion till I get rid of this crud

running low... might have to use my socks...

Seriously is so simple: If it runs out, replace it with a new one!!!

only if there was getglue toiler paper. lol

One of the only things I'm high maintenance about. i gotta have the good, expensive stuff to wipe my rear!

We are out...need to blow my nose..lol...hurry back babe! ;)

The ancient Romans used sponges on sticks.

umm... u dont need a description