Ok when I click a ck in of someone's on my iPhone when it opens it's someone else's ck in???? Wtf??? I feel like im in the twilight zone!! 👽😳

my baby sis just told me about, and showed me a picture of, the Giant Golden Crown Flying Fox, found in the Philippines - i know where i'm NEVER going!!! >.<

I can hear music from an ice cream truck but I'm miles from anyone. Or have I caught the loon?

Have you ever noticed in the Abilify commercial the patient and the doctor watch the doctor talk about the side effects? Why is the doctor watching himself? Do the idiots who dreamed up the ad... more

Have you ever noticed in the Abilify commercial the patient and the doctor watch the doctor talk about the side effects? Why is the doctor watching himself? Do the idiots who dreamed up the ad think people wouldn't notice???

Okay creepy guy at the gas station; take one step closer & I will cut you.

here eric, ushould have problem taking over guru here..

Wow, I am so weird! No wonder I'm so reserved in the real world outside of the social media world. LOL

I just think this is cute!!! And when people call me weird, I simply with a smile say thanks (-;

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.

Men aren't dumb... just intellectually challenged.

“If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.”

Any time you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help.

Do not use a hatchet to remove a fly from your friend's forehead.

Web Surfing is a lot like sex. After the first few times, you forget where you've been, and how you got there in the first place.

A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.

So I'm driving down the road and I see this guy running toward the road...no shoes it jacket...with his arm you. Thought I was hoing to run over his dog. Nope...the wanted a ride. I didn't.

What would Adam Levine look like if u mixed his body with a pit bull and Anderson Cooper.........

Isn't weird that people follow nobody and nobody follows them. Why bother?

I have had a very, very strange day.

I just heard the term "MATHLETE" ... ... ... eepers....

Long live Gonzo the Great!

Weird secret about me: I think armpit hair (on a man) is sexy. I like seeing it.

Keep hearing weird sounds...

Hi everyone, sorry i'm late.

Just seen a really skinny man walking the fattest dog I've ever seen

Drinking water on a water fountain and waking up$

It so happens that I can memorize twenty song lyrics before I can memorize one answer to a question on a test -_-

Ok has this happened to anybody else here? I checked in to something I just happen to be Guru of & it's a pretty darn long statement/joke. Someone copied and pasted it to their check-in of this show... more

Ok has this happened to anybody else here? I checked in to something I just happen to be Guru of & it's a pretty darn long statement/joke. Someone copied and pasted it to their check-in of this show I'm Guru of. The only reason I could think is that she dosen't speak English? I swear I REALLY don't care, just think it's weird & curious if it's happened to anyone else. This has happened to me personally 4 times now. Wondering if I should feel honored? Now that I think about it, I feel SUPER COOL!!! Lmao :p

Ya I am weird. Most people can't seem to handle me because I am so weird.

more like, weirdo. some people, seriously. #cantdeal