I love BLACK humor.
It keep me grounded in a twisted way that I could think of any sickening joke to get away with murder!
LOL

Thx to fb and twitter I have found that the gift of being funny (on purpose) is rare indeed!

Finding humor in work this morning. Never a bad thing!

Ive desided not to pay bills anymore... Live in a box... Grow some corn and apply for welfare lmfao

I'm thinking I should cut my head off to just save time

At the gym I try to run on a treadmill with the nicest ass in front of me and pretend I'm catching up to it lmfao

I think I'll double up on my ore workout so I can tunnel vision at gym and not so much good looking butts

Dude I'm not saying u were drunk last nt....BUT... When u ran after that squirrel and caught it ... And threw it in the pool .. SCREAMING...RETURN TO BIKINI BOTTOM SANDY .. I was worried

Lmao.... Seeing eye dog bahahah

Remember humour (spelled the British way) has our in it. A subtle hint it should be a shared opinion or next time you may be giggling alone.

What I learned tonight:
Humour should be a judgment call. If someone you're dining with says they have been working on their memory skills, it's best not to laugh when they say they have forgotten... more

What I learned tonight:
Humour should be a judgment call. If someone you're dining with says they have been working on their memory skills, it's best not to laugh when they say they have forgotten how many decks of cards they need to memorize.

Also nearly choking your Sunday is a giveaway.

Funny thing is a find humor in everything...that split second when it is what it is, then it is what I think it is..which is usually quite amusing!!

Nothing funny about high strung people in my life...find your happy place already, quit taking up shelter in my space!!

I find humor in things that others may not find as funny. For example, I fixed up my mom's Mother's Day card tonight. Yes, I got a very early start on it. Anyway, on the envelope I accidently put... more

I find humor in things that others may not find as funny. For example, I fixed up my mom's Mother's Day card tonight. Yes, I got a very early start on it. Anyway, on the envelope I accidently put, "Happy Birthday" because I was distracted. I had to fix it, so to be silly, I wrote, "Happy Birthday, It's Mother's Day...MOM!!! Hope You Have A Great Day!" I'm pretty tired, so it gave me the insane giggles. I'm still giggling about it too!

All the choices for this topic made me laugh!!:D

Humor is good for soul! Makes great dessert from feasting on other souls!

Honestly, this along with my sarcasm meter is at about 300% right now because otherwise I'd have to just crawl into a corner and fade into nothingness. Laughing at everything is much better than... more

Honestly, this along with my sarcasm meter is at about 300% right now because otherwise I'd have to just crawl into a corner and fade into nothingness. Laughing at everything is much better than taking it personal. My coping mechanism.

I see it over there on the horizon....it's that little itty bitty spot of light just past the pots of coffee I'm going to need to drink to reach it.......

It took a few hours this time for my sense of humor to return this evening. Thanks to some funny people on here. Thank you very much for helping in that department.....

A sense of humor gets me thru life. If I took every single thing thrown at me on a daily basis seriously, I'd be in prison or a straight jacket. Sure there are moments when seriousness is needed. But... more

A sense of humor gets me thru life. If I took every single thing thrown at me on a daily basis seriously, I'd be in prison or a straight jacket. Sure there are moments when seriousness is needed. But honestly 99% of it is just laughable BS. So keep your chin up and laugh at those things can.

If an optimist had his left arm chewed off by an alligator, he might say in a pleasant and hopeful voice, "Well this isn't to bad, I don't have a left arm anymore but at least nobody will ever ask me... more

If an optimist had his left arm chewed off by an alligator, he might say in a pleasant and hopeful voice, "Well this isn't to bad, I don't have a left arm anymore but at least nobody will ever ask me if I'm left-handed or right-handed" but most of us would say something more along the lines of "Aaaaaa! My arm! My arm,!”

Note to Single Guys: When you are interested in asking a girl out, don't mention that you would like a sugar momma who likes to do laundry... LOL!

Hell, we had them laughing. We got in to the ER and the laughter continued. We had the nurses laughing and the Doctors too. We healed up just fine. Laughter is good medicine. It will sustain you in... more

Hell, we had them laughing. We got in to the ER and the laughter continued. We had the nurses laughing and the Doctors too. We healed up just fine. Laughter is good medicine. It will sustain you in moments of sorrow, if you will embrace it.

My buddy Cliff and I were in a bad car accident once. We were blessed to not have suffered any life threatening injuries. So as were being rushed to the hospital in the ambulance, my humorous side... more

My buddy Cliff and I were in a bad car accident once. We were blessed to not have suffered any life threatening injuries. So as were being rushed to the hospital in the ambulance, my humorous side kicked in. The paramedics thought we were crazy.

Let's face it we live in a fracked up world. There's no shortage of assholes. There's bad crap happening all around , so you've got to have a good sense of humor to sustain you. And the Good Lord... more

Let's face it we live in a fracked up world. There's no shortage of assholes. There's bad crap happening all around , so you've got to have a good sense of humor to sustain you. And the Good Lord gave me just that. I try to share it with others who feel just as crappy as I do. Cause we are all in this together.

my local news station mentions and shows Bald Mountain on regular basis. My humor has not matured enough to not chuckle every time they do. :P

I was just told my jadedness suits my wicked sense of humor well. Hmm...

It amuses me that get glue wants you to like things that cause physical & emotional pain. 😳

Focusing on a sense of humor.

I wanna name him Simon!