Mark Tuna Thuneman

Tastes like hot water, with a smack of ham! I smoke, I swear, yet Im polite and sincere. Im an angel and a devil wrapped in one. I Love Cameron Diaz. I hate people... more

Tastes like hot water, with a smack of ham! I smoke, I swear, yet Im polite and sincere. Im an angel and a devil wrapped in one. I Love Cameron Diaz. I hate people with full heads of thick hair, yet I love them too. I love to be on stage. I love walking. I would much rather walk, then drive a car, unless its snowing. I hate snow. However, I hate driving in snow. I dont own a car, so I am forced to love public transportation. But I hate it when people complain about the CTA. Guess what? I do it too! I love not owning a car. I love taking pictures of the city and skyscrapers and imagining I'm a big shot photographer from New York or LA. I love Chicago. I love everything about Chicago, except that it is so cold in the winter. I'm broke. I'm always broke. I hate being broke. I love alcohol. I hate spending money on alcohol. I love dancing, even though I hate knowing I cant dance. I love singing, and hate knowing I cant sing. I sing out REALLY loud when I'm by myself. I wouldn't put it past me to bust out into a dance when I'm by myself, or in front of people for that matter. I love the heat. I hate paying for it. I love Tilda Swinton and every movie she has ever made. I love Tim Burton and Jennifer Connoly. I think I might have OCD, even though I'm very disorganized and not diagnosed. I hate being confused. I hate warm weather in January, cause I know its gonna get cold in February. I hate fake people and fake friends, I dont deal with them. I love good friends. There is only one person in this world who I truly hate with the fire and passion of ten thousand suns, and only a very select few people who truly know me know who that person is. I love a can of cold root beer and a movie. I love being me but I hate my receeding hairline