"Now that I have Svetlana here, discarded Q-tips have lost their allure!" - Steve to some girl whose garbage he used to root through

Everytime you interrupt someone your penis gets a little shorter.

Roger "I just chugged a 40 of Robatussin and whoah its awesome"

Loading a gun is like making love to a woman. Grab it by the butt and cram it in. If it doesn't fit then make it.

Klaus "you know everytime you interrupt someone your penis gets a little shorter"

De la comia de culito a adult swim pa bajar el encabronamiento...

Steve and Roger goes to New York. This the episode where they thought Steve died in that tree fire then blew thru his college money! Oh my.

The BEST episode of American Dad is the one with Cee-lo as the crazy hot tub. Cee-lo did his thing, but Steve broke it down with that "Daddy's Gone" song lol.

The ice skating episode. Roger is ruthless when he's been crossed or competing.

Watching American Dad as I lay here and almost in tears cause the pain been taunting me all day. Bed is fixed but www.jrwasshot.com

Watching Steve kill a cat lol.

Rodger is just amazing

Oo new episode. Maybe they'll finally get rid of Roger in this one?

7x06 There Will Be Bad Blood. #SeriesGuide

Guns make holes in your body through which you can't potty just your blood and guts spill out. Bambis mom could still munch grass, Tupac would be tappin' ass, if you hate guns..scream and shout!!

"Stannie Get Your Gun"

It was a business hug.

Stan: [being washed away by a wave of what he thinks is sperm] I feel like Tara Reid on an average Tuesday.

Roger: Oh, can't a brother get a "Run, Roger"? Damn! Gotta be all self-runnin' and whatnot!

So ur this suit I've been hearing about well let's race, Ur on minority person.

I am watching two cartoons at the same time...i am too old to be watching cartoons let alone two at once

I want a talking Swedish fish.

"Toolog nuk nuk....You left me in the cupboard so long, I went all 'Nel'l and invented my own language!" - Roger, after he had to hide when Steve's friends came in

Haley "don't they have colleges on your planet? Roger "yeah but unless you're Asian its impossible to get in"

Fanceen is so hot in this episode

This show is just too funny. I get its humor more than I do Family Guy's

I'm gonna cover this page in glitter!

Roger "yeah when you're locked in a Cadillac sinking to the bottom of the ocean you either learn cars or you die"

Francine I told you sandwiches are to be cut into the shape of triangles, like folded flags. What am I supposed to do with this rectangular monstrosity?!

Stanley Smith: Francine, this happens every time! First you pull out a gun and threaten to shoot me. Then I pull out *my* gun. Eventually, your arm gets tired, you leave, and we have passionate... more

Stanley Smith: Francine, this happens every time! First you pull out a gun and threaten to shoot me. Then I pull out *my* gun. Eventually, your arm gets tired, you leave, and we have passionate "nobody-got-shot" sex.