Wanna get baked n ride the escalators at the mall? DO I?!

Stan is happy when a fellow worker gives him happy pills that keep him up all night but makes him feel like he's slept 8 hours.

Easy baby, I'm just a squirrel tryna get a nut, except I'm a koala!

Roger gets caught cheating with another family

I feel that I'm one of those women who marries her rapist...ƪoƪ wow wth!

How scottie? Has he been wondering if having boners at night means he's gay? Cause I have.

Rogers has different families lol

"anybody else hoping she's a midget?"

Claus the fish is a pervert.

Yeah I killed my college roommate, I can't believe you didn't know that. I stabbed her.

My #1 duty is to say hi to your fruity

"When will you people realize...THAT ROBOTS ARE EROTIC!" ƪoƪ

"Stan Time" Stan's playing Beat Man "Gonna beat it 'til my hand falls off"

ƪoƪ steve and roger are tryna watch a porno when one's happening right in front of them! Smh

Roger is cheating on the Smiths.

I slept for 17 hours

Haha I love Roger's every disguise

I really dislike this show.. but there is nothing else on!

I assure you there are two things I know. How to poison a Haitian and sex.

I love Laura van der Booben and Luke Fondleberg.

Roger convinces Steve that a drug house is magic school

on the CW "Dope & Faith" Stan's best friend is an atheist

damn, roger...could you get any more awesome?

'I Am The Walrus' episode

Colossal Squid! I love the Zissou uniforms!

Fish: That man is a douche. Can you say douches, yes?

That guy is a douche, yes? You understand douche, yes?

Episode 4.9: "Stan Time"

Stan forgot his wedding anniversary with Francine.Tss tss, big mistake!

Your parent said I could hit you.