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FanBurt Reynolds: You should get a bat pole.
Archer: Nine thousand bucks.
Burt Reynolds: What?
Archer: Lowest quote I got.
Burt Reynolds: Well that's ridiculous.
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FanArcher (to Woodhouse): I have to go, but if I find one dog hair when I come back I'll rub sand into your dead little eyes. I also need you to buy sand. I don't know if they grade it, but ... coarse.
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FanI'm gonna pain you dearly Woodhouse, when I peel all your skin off with a flencing knife, sew it into Woodhouse-pajamas, and then set those pajamas on fire!
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FanWhat kind of trouble will Sterling Archer uncover in the season premiere? Watch Archer on January 27 at 10pm on FX to find out. Share this one proudly. It's from our friends at FX.
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FanPoor Woodhouse :(
Sterling: Woodhouse, what are you doing?
Woodhouse: Uhh, sitting down, sir.
Sterling: What, at the table? Like people?
Malory: Sterling!
Sterling: What? He thinks he's people!
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