man, i wish this show was still on tv! it deserved more than 2 seasons. it's SO HILARIOUS.

"She's staring at us...with her eyes"

"Gentleman, when you fight like that manhood weeps."

"This is why it wasn't called 'Romeo & Juliet & Lem & Phil'"

"did a company ever touch you in a place that was uncomfortable."

"can I help you?" "yeah, maybe you know her phone number" "it's the same as mine" "well don't pick up when I call."

"maybe it would make more sense if it had one more page" bah ha ha ha!!!

I think I'll have to give this show a whirl on Netflix over the summer since my DVR will be much emptier than it is during the Fall/Spring seasons. Looking for a couple good half hour comedies to... more

I think I'll have to give this show a whirl on Netflix over the summer since my DVR will be much emptier than it is during the Fall/Spring seasons. Looking for a couple good half hour comedies to fill the void usually filled by Community, 30 Rock, New Girl, etc.

Wrong? How am I supposed to know what's wrong? What am I, some Greek philosopher?!

"As much as people hate brain surgery, it tests much higher than diet and exercise".

S2:E6 Beating A Dead Workforce. "Together, we're like Ghandi...I'm skinny, and you're tan"

S2:E5 The Great Repression. "I feel like my heart has been kicked in the testicles."

How did this get canceled? It's hilarious!

"That was a lovely invitation, now you can walk away tall...WALK AWAY TALL."

"money before people, it looks more heroic in Latin."

"heavy is the head that wears the $10 haircut"

"has waving your hands ever sold me on anything? Remember *arms waving* 'Corpse Eating Battlefield Robot'"

"she's starting at us!! With her eyes!"

"all the hard work, late nights and no rest have paid off, we've cured sleeplessness! ...and demonstrated irony."

"don't fight it?" "hindsight is 20-20" "I don't think that phrase has ever been used when it hasn't been sexual harassment"

Starting from season 1 again

Janet: The company doesn't make mistakes.
Ted: What about that memo announcing "Casual Fribsday"?
Janet: The company said that wasn't a mistake. They explained that the ancient Mayans prophesied... more

Janet: The company doesn't make mistakes.
Ted: What about that memo announcing "Casual Fribsday"?
Janet: The company said that wasn't a mistake. They explained that the ancient Mayans prophesied Fribsday, the first ever eighth day of the week which will occur in 2024. Which the company believes should be celebrated casually. I'm going to wear a denim pantsuit.
Ted: And when they urged all employees to "carpoop"?
Janet: That wasn't mandatory. Thank God.
Ted: Although we did find out what people would do to park slightly closer to the building.

"You're like a razor back, fire breathing fawn." lol

Phil: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!" Bah ha ha ha!!!!!!

So good... even repeated.. repeatedly

Watching ep 4 "Racial Sensitivity".

LoL "You're always welcome here, daughter of Ted"

Watching ep 3 "Through Rose Colored Hazmat Suits"...... Doesn't that just sound lovely?

#NowPlaying ep 1 "Pilot" from season 1. I'll never understand why #BetterOffTed got cancelled...

Netflix is the best... Good show to bad it got canceled