baldrick why does this coffee taste like mud? because it is mud sir :)

i always cry at the last scene :(

Tell me - have you ever visited the planet Earth, sir ?

We appear to have crawled into an area marked with mushrooms

The only decent impression he can do is of a man with no talent

Brilliant. Made me smile

Classic Rowan! I named my first pet hamster 'Baldrick'. That was before it chewed through my Brothers' headphone wires and electrocuted itself. LOL!

I'm not having anyone staring in disbelief at my willy suspension

Now this was the first series I saw all the way through on first run, ironically...

the laughter hadn't settled enough to steady the heart for the sea of poppies at the close. excellent.

Hear the words I sing. War's a horrid thing. So I sing sing sing... ding-A-ling-a-ling.

Probably my favorite series, but series three is close. Definitely my favorite character dynamic.

"A war hasn't been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, high chief of all the vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle helmets with the horns on the inside."

I remember Mattingburg's most famous case, the case of the bloody knife. A man was found next to a murdered body, he had the knife in his hand, thirteen witnesses that seen him stab the victim, when... more

I remember Mattingburg's most famous case, the case of the bloody knife. A man was found next to a murdered body, he had the knife in his hand, thirteen witnesses that seen him stab the victim, when the police arrived he said, "I'm glad I killed the bastard." Mattingburg not only got him off, but he got him knighted in the New Year's Honours list, and the relatives of the victim had to pay to have the blood washed out of his jacket. There's nothing like it. When will Rowan Atkinson get a film written this well?!

Blackadder Goes Forth - E04 - Private Plane #Nowplaying

Blackadder Goes Forth - E03 - Major Star #Nowplaying

Watching Blackadder Goes Forth which means I'll be asleep in two minutes

Private Plane, WOOF WOOF it's Lord Flashheart

Plan F - Goodbyeee. Never fails to choke me up. Exquisit writing throughout and some great acting.

Goodbyeee....the last scene with the poppies in the field....need I say more....

Private Plane - Flashheart arrives...need I say more!

Major Star - Melchett proposes to Georgina (George) after a night at the Regimental Ball.

Corporal Punishment - Blackadder is accused of being the Flanders pigeon murderer by Melchett!

Captain Cook - Field Marshal Haig tries to move his drinks cabinet closer to Berlin....and fails!

Blackadder Goes Forth - Ep2 - Corporal Punishment #Nowplaying

"You're as guilty as a puppy sitting next to a pile of poo"

Red Baron: "How lucky you English are to find the toilet so amusing. For us, it is a mundane and functional item. For you it is the basis of an entire culture!"

"Deny everything Baldrick .... "

Gen. Melchett: "If you come up with any information, Captain Darling will pump you thoroughly in the debriefing room." Capt. Blackadder: "Not if I have the strength."

Can we start calling Germans "the Hun" again?