DEF means definitely excused forever...

Put your shirt down. I've seen better cuts of meat at a deli. - @iliza #Excused

I liek when they have the interracial ones, those are the best

These girls are really pretty. :^)

Sweetheart you're actually pretty, so do what pretty girls do best and don't talk. - @iliza #Excused

I would date Josh... Love can be celebrated any day not specifically in such a commercial date.

Great line. I bet that works on all the prostitutes you pay for. - @iliza #Excused

You look like Patrick Bateman. You're excused, American Psycho. - @iliza #Excused

Iliza "I'm sorry Jordan, Jordan isn't there for you. But the good news is, you still get to go home with Jordan and sleep with Jordan...Sure that looked bad that, but come on Jordan you don't want... more

Iliza "I'm sorry Jordan, Jordan isn't there for you. But the good news is, you still get to go home with Jordan and sleep with Jordan...Sure that looked bad that, but come on Jordan you don't want date a girl named Jordan, that would be stupid and confusing. In Bed!...Take that hook off your necklace put in your cheek and drag yourself off the porch"

Iliza to Gary the Brit "...Outsy doorsy. CRUMPET!"

Why do non-athletic girls always want athletic guys?

Omg that creepy guy ate her face! Yuck!

Guys are picking the girls tonite

I absolutely love the outtakes at the end of the show. She is hot AND witty. Double whammy!!

Wow...I am in love with Iliza. Don't tell my wife!

Luv this show. Iliza is hilarious.

It's 1AM in the mountains, time to watch what desperate people will do to try & get laid.

Iliza is absurdly hot.

Ugh...I'm not gonna like this one - I can tell already

Yeah this reminds me of next lol

"Hey Hank Hill, YOU'VE BEEN EXCUSED"! Iliza's one-liners totally crack me up on this show!

These two girls look like they could be sisters!

Come on in, not idiot... LOL

Angelina from jersey shore...

The host of this show is so funny. The losers that come to the door are hilarious.

Hey Australian Tiffany, you're #Excused, and you're alone now. - @iliza

Guys don't like back rubs. They like front rubs. - @iliza #Excused

Sorry fourth Kardashian. You're excused. - @iliza #Excused

Texas? That's a different name for a girl.

That is a child molester haircut. You're excused. - @iliza #Excused