I like to fall asleep listening to this because then I have funny dreams..lol

Who else but quagmire

"Tea Party" I really enjoyed this episode. I love when Seth challenges politics.

I love how everyone hates Meg.

Sometimes Stewie sexuality is like wow. He was in love with his babysitter LaDawn. There was one episode when he got a thing for Brian (olive juice). Stewie is just confused. Hell look who he is... more

Sometimes Stewie sexuality is like wow. He was in love with his babysitter LaDawn. There was one episode when he got a thing for Brian (olive juice). Stewie is just confused. Hell look who he is being raised by.

And here's another thing, the book can also be... A hat! :)

Therapist Joe says: Italians are from Italy.

Did you just eat all those suppositories? No I just shoved them up my ass...

"Yeah...we couldn't run an ad that said 'No Portuguese but...no Portuguese."

'Mom I don't wanna babysit anymore, it's saturday night I cud b out havin a life' "meg u don't have to babysit anymore but don't u stand there and lie ot me!" 'Ohhhh meg she just torched your ass!!'

I'm just gonna go out in the hallway and throw up about something else.

Do you know what I do? I spit in your mouth when you sleep

Family guy is freakin sweet

I'll be cooler than Brian when he hangs out at the bowling alley.

Seth Woodbury McFarlane-So empty,so fake, such a dick, so acerbic, so sexyyyyy-yet I heart thee and thy genius...I would divorce you twice

Peter opens a tab at Mort's pharmacy.

Oh meg she torched your ass man, she torched your ass.

Was so excited to see another viewer mail episode. Too bad it sucked. :(

Why did the sign say 'not an exit'?!? It should have just said "gorilla door"!!!

Who wants stewies babies with that football head?

Season finale. The one with stewie's point of view was hilarious!!

brian put the moves on lois. what a dog.

You're more of a let down than fruit stripe gum!

Lol watching the episode where they go to diffent world or dimensions <3 this one:D

Something to fall asleep to

"Not the Griffins, you moron! The rest of my light bright pieces! My name isn't Adam We. Or is it? Who am I? What number did u dial? Don't ever call here again. I guess I told him. Nobody messes with... more

"Not the Griffins, you moron! The rest of my light bright pieces! My name isn't Adam We. Or is it? Who am I? What number did u dial? Don't ever call here again. I guess I told him. Nobody messes with Adam We"

Lois "Who wants chowder" Blaaaaa

You know I got some candy in my van if your kid wants some? Oh ok ahhh you almost got me,, oh I'll get him.. I bet you will!! Ha ha ha ha.. :)

I got some candy in my van if your kid wants some xD

lol Chris on Take on Me music video