"I don't want to live on this planet anymore." Oh, professor. I feel that way every time I watch the news.

"Don't let the door hit you on the way out.... Because I don't want ass-prints on my new door!!!"

Hey, you stuff a Bastard in it!

"It's always sad when a friend goes crazy and you HAVE TO HAVE A BIG CLAM BAKE AND COOK HIM!!! YEEEEHAAA!!" Lol aahh Bender

Starting Season 6 - The Silence of the Clamps

I've seen every episode of futurama three times and will never get enough!

I feel like I've been mauled by Jesus

SPACE... It seems to go on and on forever, then you get to the end and a gorilla jumps out and starts throwing barrels at you.

"What's all this oinking about? Who called the fuzz?"

Leela: "I don't want to die at the age of 25..."
Bender: "Honey, unless we hit a time warp, I don't think that's going to happen."

"we love you bender."
"shut up baby, I know it."

Mientras hago mi tarea :)

Let's go do some father and son weaseling out of this!

Dwight: "I heard alcohol makes you stupid."

Cursed bacteria of Liberia!

Hey Captain Yesterday, can I hit you with this board?

[Pow]

OWW that didn't hurt!

Clobberella beats you up, Clobberella beats you up, who does she beat up? YOU!

Planet Express employees are nicer than UPS...

"If anyone wants to tell me what's going in hear, I'll be in the lounge." S03E01

Futurama marathon on netflix? Don't mind if I do!

S05:E12 "The Mutants Are Revolting"
100

Death....by snoo-snoo!! The mind is willing but the flesh is weak and spongy....

Also, Bea Arthur.

Catching the rest of S6 on bluray.

patiently waitin new eps

"We've formed a protest group: Fathers Against Rude Television"

Time keeps on slipping: You are all fools of the highest caliber lol.

"They have phones in booths now!? Finally I can stop lugging this cell phone around"

Yes! Comedy Central brought my peeps back!

Boneitis?! Pfft. That's a stupid name for a horrible disease.

Your apartment smells like polygrip and cat pee!