new episode, almost passed out. thanks flexerial. no workout this morning break day.

S5:Ep 20. Home wreckers. Starting to feel tired, last one

Robin: Sometimes in life you have to be assertive and stand up for yourself.
Ted: You called her a whore!
Robin: Who wears that much make up?
Ted: Old ladies!
Robin: Who take money for sex... more

Robin: Sometimes in life you have to be assertive and stand up for yourself.
Ted: You called her a whore!
Robin: Who wears that much make up?
Ted: Old ladies!
Robin: Who take money for sex, exactly!

Barney: Come on Robin, it's my penis we're talkin' about! You've seen her, she's magnificent!
Robin: She?
Barney: Every penis is a girl Robin. Everyone knows that, like ships...and lake monsters.

Season 2 EP: 3... I love this show so much! I watch all the seasons including the new ones.

Taking a shot every time Barney makes a misogynistic comment

Perfect show. Reminds me of Will & Grace. Weird?

A lot of times I feel like Ted

'benefits'. Oh boy, this ought to be good.

season 1: drumroll, please - one of my favorite episodes!!!

The Robin Sparkles episodes are the best! So so funny!

Season 3, Episode 2: We're Not From Here... just made me love Marshal even more. He's superstitious. I actually knocked on wood as Ted and Barney were making fun of him and then he did it too. <3

Just two more episodes to finish season 4. [Ep. 23]

Barney sneezes... Marshall: "Let's go to Shin Jit Su." =P

Did future Ted really just tell his teenage children about when he probably had a threesome?

I seriously don't even know why I watch this show anymore.

Watching HIMYM season 5

I watched How I Met Your Mother 1x9 "The Pineapple Incident"

Burning Bee Keeper

"baby you're packin snowballs and your breath smells like mermaid farts"

"Marshall, you up for some super loud, repetitive music that hadn't changed since the mid-90s?"

s4 e20 "I'M CARRYING A LOT OF MONEY!!"

Subway Wars is my favorite episode!

First 30 minutes of #TooMuchTVToWatch #TooMuchTVToCatchUpOn begins...

Any word sounds stupid if you say it over and over again.
Bowl. Bowl.....bowl.......bowwwl.......boooowl.......bowl...bowl...bowl. ... more

Any word sounds stupid if you say it over and over again.
Bowl. Bowl.....bowl.......bowwwl.......boooowl.......bowl...bowl...bowl. Bowl.....bowl......bowl...........bowl.............................bowlbowlbowlbowlbowlbowlbowlbowl.........BOWL.......

I'm watching... How I Met Your Mother : The Burning Beekeeper direc.tv/2108E8VmX

"a guy just wants to get on the green, they don't care about going through the ruff"

Why can't two bros go out and rock brunch Sunday morning style?!

Porra já estão enrolando d+, capítulo fraco.

"You're gonna tryke block me?"