S02 Ep01 - I've got a girlfriend, she's 33, CASHBACK!

trying to get rid of the crap weather woes...

"I'm leaving you, you cow!"

There's no way you big spastic, you're a mentalist! - seriously cracks me up!

"the boys are back in the barracks"

Shall I take out "Sue Cook" for you?

"I'm old enough to be her father. Or her older brother. Either way it's incest."

Lyn, I'm not driving a "Mini Metro". Go on, keep asking and I'll only talk over you!

To Kill A Mocking Alan - "No way you spastic, you're a mentalist!"

No way you big spastic, YOU'RE A MENTALIST

As I see it, God created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve...

Dere's more to oireland dan dis

To kill a mocking Alan. It's nae laughing matter!

You threw a monkey into the sea?

"I've got access to the kids...buuuut they don't wanna see me!"

See this guy? He got the lab assistant pregnant, never sees the kid!

Stop getting Bond wrong!

Alan Partridge whilst ill in bed? I think so!

A friend suggested it. Giving it a shot!

"I'm trapped under a cow… I'm not okay." Can watch this over n over n it makes me laugh just as much every time lol

I'M LEAVING YOU YOU COW!

Needless to say I had the last laugh.

I know a cracking owl sanctuary

I'm leaving you, you cow!!!

'You're ripe for milking'

Sorry about the smell of urine, but there really is nothing to do round here.

If I have my mobile switched off, it's for a reason. I was at an owl sanctuary. Didn't want the ring to be mistook for a mating call. Couldn't have a bird having sex with my mobile.

This was a funny show, he made me laugh. could you air it in America? I seen it on PBS from Denver many years ago.

Not much on TV it would seem so cracking out the Partridge DVD for a few classic episodes. Back of the net.

Everyone has gone home, so now I can finally do my Xmas tradition of series 2.