Since I can't seem to fall asleep....

Watched/listened to this 3 times in a week. Blame @brattison

@mulaney shall calm me down... Yaayy

This asian woman is hilarious

"I've never climbed a fence that high before!" And I woke up at home.

What's the question that only blackout drunks and Steve Urkel ask themselves? - "Did I do that?"

Watching this for like the 7th time! But hey, I just got the DVD, so I gotta do a quality control run, right!? Am I right or am I right? That guy over there knows what I'm talking about! Dontcha!?

Literally never gets old. "When I was in grade school, I was bullied for being Asian-American. Which was interesting, because I am not Asian-American."

@Mulaney You so silly. "You're a little fat girl, aren't you?" "No." "Say it!" "I'm a little fat girl."
I need a girlfriend who'll protect me from stuff like that, too! Wait, but really I'd want a... more

@Mulaney You so silly. "You're a little fat girl, aren't you?" "No." "Say it!" "I'm a little fat girl."
I need a girlfriend who'll protect me from stuff like that, too! Wait, but really I'd want a boyfriend, cause I'm a heterosexual girl... But, you now, same idea.

Make me laugh and stop my crying, Mr. Mulaney.

Why are you so awful? "Because we're Delta Airlines, and life is a Fu*#^ng nightmare"

I want to see this guy live! As soon as this was over I went to look up tour dates, none.

Oh man, this is absolutely perfect.

Rewatching for the 5th time, I think...

I laughed until I could not breathe. Love this guy.

Watching my favorite comedian's, John Mulaney, stand-up special!

This guy is hilarious ...even if he does look like he's 12 ;-)

13, when I'm 10? That's just like hiring a slightly bigger child. That'd be like if you were going out of town for a week and you paid a horse to watch your dog.

That tall child looks terrible!

@Mulaney on #CCstandup after a recommendation by @JimGaffigan. I'm also eating bacon hot pocket

OMG so funny I'm rofl. Loved it

it's on again and I'm still awake. so yes, I'm watching again.

It is too late to be laughing this hard.

I love Mulaney. He really could pass as an Asian. And this is coming from an Asian.

Filmed in front of a live audience. #whatashocker #CCstandup

Time to re-watch the special I just saw 5 hours ago!

watchin it again first time was a little distracted

It's almost repeat time!

"13 year olds are the meanest people in the world." PREACH!!! @mulaney #truthincomedy

Yes! I have been waiting for this sooo long!