"It's so hard being a wife. So many choices. Corporate. House. Fish. Which one's me?"

Starting from season 1. Never really watched too much when it was originally screening.

1x01 bless this beautiful show and its existence

"He's been transferred to a New Zealand psych ward." "As a nurse?" "No, as a patient." Love it <3

Little baby chuuueeeesus

Looook at moiiii. Starting my marathon lol

It's nice, it's different, it's unusual!

"Mummy is a hornbag, aren't I Epponnee?" "Nuh." "You little b... You said your first word! Say it again! Say it again!" "Nuh."

"Don't eat those Kel! They're for The Wiggles! Can't you read?!"

"Ohh! Well, what can he do now, Kel? I mean, he's in France. He's in the Dordong, you nong!"

"Is that Tony Abbott? Uhhff! He can park his boat shoes under my bed any day!"

"Oh, so you're taking Brett's side? Judas's carrot!" "He's carrot? What are you rabbiting on about?"

"He's been transferred to a New Zealand psych ward." "What? As a nurse?" "No, as a patient."

The cheek calling it Auatralia its the original

"I reeeaaally like Tiffany mum, spelt T-Y-P-H-P-H-A-A-N-N-I-I-I."

"And are you standing on your head for five minutes afterwards?"

"Get out of the way!" "I CANT! MY VELCO DOTS ARE STUCK IN THE CACTUS!!"

"WHAT'S THIS MUSIC CALLED AGAIN KIM? WHAT'S THIS MUSIC CALLED? IS IT TOWNHOUSE MUSIC? IS IT? IS IT TOWNHOUSE?!!" "Look at me Mum." "I AM LOOKING KIM..." "Don't you think I look like Britney Spears?"... more

"WHAT'S THIS MUSIC CALLED AGAIN KIM? WHAT'S THIS MUSIC CALLED? IS IT TOWNHOUSE MUSIC? IS IT? IS IT TOWNHOUSE?!!" "Look at me Mum." "I AM LOOKING KIM..." "Don't you think I look like Britney Spears?" "YESYOUDOKIMYOUDO! YOUCOULDBEHERSISTERKIM! YOU COULDBEHERSISTER, ASPARAGUS! ASPARAGUS SPEARS! GETITGETITGETITBWAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

"It's actually just a g-string worn back to front, but it's a personal favourite of mine."

"You've got to think logically Mrs D, I mean... what do they have on the toilet doors?"

"Kel Knight, I am your nymphette since we met vet, and you pushed my buttons and made me go off."

"My husband has been having it off with not one, but two third parties."

"Hi, my names Kim. I hate guys who are up themselves. I hate girls who are up themselves. I hate anyone getting up my goat... what do you hate?"

"And that could be the theme of your wedding! Mutton Dressed As Lamb!"

"Don't forget your Wart-Off mum!"

I came home from my super long day at work and my husband had this on waiting for me.

"Did I tell you Kim? On the way up, Kel and I joined the mile high club." "HELLO! REVOLTING!"

Watching the first episode for the first time

Finally got "Da Kath & Kim Code" -- I secretly think Nana loves Kath & Kim, she just won't admit it... =p

Finally found some of my long-lost K&K DVDs! Think I need to rebuy as a box set!