Dale: What a moron...may he rest in peace.

Bill: My face hurts.
Hank: And it'll match your ass when I'm done kickin' it!

Hank: Well Bobby, your old man's a fireman. What do you think about that?
Bobby: I'm a little surprised, you always seem to make such a big thing out of being a propane salesman.

on Fox "A Firefighting We Will Go" ('99) Hank & the guys become volunteer firefighters. And then burn down the firehouse.

Hank: If anyone says there's Bobby Hill's parents, just look around sayin' where where?

Dale: I don't come cheap.
Bobby: I don't have a lot of money.
Dale: You got 5 bucks?
Bobby: I've got 4.
Dale: I come cheap.

on Fox "What Makes Bobby Run" (2000) Bobby becomes the Longhorn mascot.
Hank: That mirror is for practicing golf swings, not for your prop comedy.

the gang are volunteer firefighters

my name is bobby... and I like to party and if you don't believe me... watch me shake my body.

I once dreamt a full new episode of King of the Hill. It was true to canon and the characters, but the show was already off the air.

Bobby becomes the new mascot and is scared of the traditional victory beatdown. This show never gets old.

I've been living out here off of dew drops and wild mushrooms and Hank I can't understand you with all the bugs crawling out of your mouth. -Dale. I think you ate the wrong mushrooms Dale. -Hank

Bobby is going to his 1st party with girls

This is my favorite cartoon. Wish they hadn't taken it off!

John Redcorn is pretty attractive for a cartoon...

Awww when Hank helps Bill at the party by speaking as Lenore is just so sweet! (see Dale in background coming out in a dress ha ha)

I was watching this show long before hubby got into it, but this episode was so sad & well done, when he saw it he was hooked too.

Why do you keep calling me BILL?

Oh this one is tough...Bill snaps & has a nervous breakdown :( very sad

The guys are on suicide watch with Bill :( he's annoying but that is pretty sad

This show is good. Its also cool that Hank Hill is a Dallas Cowboys fan. Cowboys 4 Life =)

The only mistress I have is propane. Peggy and I have an understanding about that.

Bobby sees Luanne naked.

Bobby is a rodeo clown.

What are you talking about what are you talking about
rodo clowns smell like cowpies

Peggy Makes The Big Leagues

The boneyard where young people go to makeout and old people go to die.

Bill, just get in the truck.

Kahn: You think that boy got future? That not baby fat, that permanent.

Don't you wanna see me naked? Haha!