My friend has never seen "Angry Unpaid Hooker" and I'm giving him an education in "Tim"

"Omnicorp has a policy on bum rape"

Just rewatched the finale...I am SOOOO Tim!

"Cock a doodle doo. Send someone over for some back door action."

Tim, if I could cut Al Roker's hair, I can cut yours.

you're the one with urine on your face! I think I came out of this pretty good

the way you scored that clean urine, WERD!

Ohhh how I wish he was a real dude... I'd soo make him my bf(:

I soo luv this show!!! Soo my kinda humor!!!

WHAT?! NO WAY! always take boobs over a couch in your office!

Who would marry Marie? I thought she was a lesbo

ooooh fighting Russel Crowe, that'd be a feat of strength!

how can you not love the brilliance of the writing on this show :)

It's like a convention for people who have fallen...and can't get up. lol #atlanticcity

Even if I was depressed guys, I'm not sure Atlantic City on a Monday is the cure, pretty sure its a cause.

yeah I can't talk long I just puked on myself so I'm calling in sick. Oh yeah Tim & Stu are sick too

I imagine heaven to be something like a Hard Rock lol forgot how much I love this show

absolutely if you don't mind sleeping amongst the ghosts of gay sex.

Hiding muffins in cubicles to raise morale? hmm I'm listening...

We need to go back to a time when Nazi gas...did exist

You look worse than the urine stained hobo.

Helen thought Tim was a bum, so she attacked him out of self defense. Makes total sense lol

Finally got around to watching all of season 3. Is there going to be a fourth? Did tim make it out of the O alive?

Lol'ing at Stan's rants."anyone elsethink it's weird he said rectum... For someone who swears so much"

It's like a profane version of Home Movies. I love it.

im a gurl because of the pic doesnt mean anything it my cuzo be fore he was dead

Jews love to laugh.

Can't believe Stu is Jewish

"To 'ACKNOWLEDGE the IRONY' of this, I would have to learn two new words today"

Love this show!! Cleaning out the DVR!!