"He's gone Nancy, now it's just you me and the pans,"

Get me a beer slave...

The Ronnie Dobbs sketch is comedy genius!

EMOTION LOTION! "haha man I got hours of that" - Bob

It's Insane, This Guy's Taint

so should I stick my dick in these holes?!

I sell leather pants...

don't stick your dick in these holes!

I'm selling leather pants in the Ozarks, where do I go now?

Darn this counter-culture! its got me all bugaboo!

Not to be confused with the disease, cancer.

Mr. Pickles Abortion Clinic, we bring the kid out in you!

Jesus, I used to be like you, dirty, smelly, thinking I was the son of God. :P

it's like a pioneer porn show here

GENTLEMEN I PROPOSE THIS ARTS FUNDING IS LIKE A MACHINE AND IF WE DONT STOP ITS GONNA RIP OUR DICKS RIGHT OFF!

Don't stick your willie into any of the holes on the wall :P

Thanks a lot everybody, but I'm gonna be jumping the pancreas tomorrow.

Get used to working in booth's kid, that's all I'm saying. :P

Sad Songs Are Nature's Onions

Jack Black looks so thin in this.

Great, I'm gonna have that damn 3rd Wheel song in my head all night.

Here watch this! its called a gay porno film

"You are a dying asshole!"

"Just because a child is defiant doesn't mean they want to overthrow the government. Sometimes they just want a cookie."

The best theme songs are whistle-based.

Now Who Wants Ice Cream?

This is pretty funny! It's one of those shows that is so ignorant you actually find it funny. I love tv shows like that!

hmm maybe that's my problem, I own 2 boats, yet am not married.

Then come to the tri-state Globodome for Marriage-con & Boat Show! over 2 miles of boats and you will be married or your money back!

blame it on the fire water! when you murdered our daughters! now we'll turn our heads and pretend it wasn't true