Texas sheriff Thomas Jefferson Geronimo (Joe Don Baker) tries to fight corruption in his hometown and ends up following a group of mobsters back to their home base in Malta in an overwrought action flick that's perfect for the MST3K treatment. While Geronimo delivers American justice to Italy, the wisecracking gang on the space station play host to a very special Maltese guest and analyze the pop song "Owner of a Lonely Heart."
Dough Don...erm, Joe Don Baker flick! Ooooh! I wish I was illiterate so I didn't have to read that. (Crow as Joe Don Baker's name showed in credits). Owner of a Lonely heart!