A handjob is still a job, okay?

What is that on your nose? Is that cocaine? ........ I was baking a cake for you guys, as a suprise. Lol!

And the installation is freeeeee

"There's a bucket going down on a puerto rican over there."

"in mirror tools, which cover your eyes / and frightening is the fur that covers your skinny thighs"

The new rape kits are in metrics... that's why we cant figure it out.

"if i get raped, put it on youtube alright?"

And the installation is free!!!

Digging With the Murderer

"don't deep throat the straw! don't you deep throat the straw!"

Dangle's Murder Mystery Dinner and Trudy helping out with that Rape Kit for the guests was freakin stupid funny!!! LMAO

Reno 911 and COPS were staple shows when we were home after Mason was born.

"ok, so, junior doesn't get your vote because he owes you money and used your cologne, and you're going to wait for the dinosaurs to come in and nibble at all the dead animals that are on the earth. ... more

"ok, so, junior doesn't get your vote because he owes you money and used your cologne, and you're going to wait for the dinosaurs to come in and nibble at all the dead animals that are on the earth. you got a plan!"

"do you sometimes fantasize that you are the angel of death?" "yes"

like Police Academy and Super Troopers, cop parodies get me every time

I have an auditory disorder that makes me sensitive to other people and lights

Haha Nick Swardson was in this episode, he makes me laugh.

"there is a war between the computers, and the cats and dogs! ". " I'm from the future!". #reno911

Beer money 4 dead goats,i could do this

I'm in five gangs now. I started two. I started the Kitties and the Grape Slushies

It should be illegal for any show to be this funny lmao

noooo :’( clemmys gone!!!!

can we get this back on the air?!?!? lol Hotty's Wings & Things Police Sponsorship!! I lol'd non-stop!!! bwahahahahaha

"how long does peyote last?"
"i don't know Ive never eaten that much before"
Lol!!

Watching a little before crashing

I don't go to your job and tell you, you're going to hell!

OMG the Miranda Rights are selling out!!!

have been watching close to a season a day and still can't get enough. I find new stuff in almost every scene. it's comedy magic. even with cast changes I still respect the show

How can I get sleep when I'm laughing!?!?

There is nothing to see here, just a rapist with a gun to his head.