Today in 1990, the first episode of "Seinfeld" debuted on NBC. The last episode was shown May 14, 1998

S01E06 o episódio q eles se perdem no estacionamento do Shopping! Mto bom!!!

I'd like to have shoehorn hands.

Season 8, The Van Buren Boys. "I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!"

Gotta love the sein

I'm watching seinfeld Season 7, Episode 9 "The Sponge".

Elaine doesnt know if the guy she is dating is black or not.. lol

"The Strongbox" Ooooh, Mister Mash Potatoes, you are so good.

"C'mon George, relax. Just because they look alike that doesn't mean you're secretly in love with Jerry."

Everyone thinks that George and Jerry are gay. :P

The Little Kicks. "He went down to the theater, he tried to lamb but they cheesed him!" ROTFL

Moral of the story always be nice to the elderly.

Elaine is such a whore when she finds out that Jerry is well off. Lmfao...to damn funny.

Your son could never afford that car. We saw his act last year at the Play House, he's lucky he can pay his rent.

Oh Costanza, may I never cross paths with a man as neurotic as thee.

The Marissa Tomei episode is the best!

Jerry: what's wrong with you?
Elaine: nothing..except a bird flew into my giant freak head! I'm like a walking candy apple!

How many people you lose on a normal cruise, 30...40?

Reading lips is too awesome

"Am I fearing AIDS...?" LOL

Love when Kramer takes Smuckers to the vet. It hurts when he drinks orange juice...errr, dog food...juice. Lol. Been drinking from the toilet? No! That's disgusting. hahahahaha

It ran right into your head, like it couldn't avoid it. Never seen that before. A bird fly into a woman's head. lololol

Re-runs, my only hope at 11:45 pm when there is NOTHING else on, damn

So u got a bighead...it oes well with the bump in ur nose, lmao....A$$Hole

Tippy toe! Lemon tree!!

The Doodle -- I'm grotesque. I look like a troll!

George telling his girlfriend he loves her "I know, I heard you the first time" ha ha OUCH!!!! SO harsh ;p that's a big matzo ball hanging out there

I'll be back later...we'll make out ha ha Puddy cracks me up ;)

Kramer bit me! - Newman

Always cracks me up when Elaine is talking about hating her clothes at the funeral while people are crying!!