Technically its friends that don't care and family that doesn't love me

"Cancer that's hilarious" - Jerry

Does a pimp carry a razor? Trust me, they all do.

i love this show watching it with bubbie, greg and stephine

The N*gger Episode. I'll make your pinky alllll stinky

It's all bc of that slut Nancy

"What's your IQ?" "Pisces.."😄😄 This show is so strange that it's funny! High five Amy Sedaris! 👍

"It's not a cold sore. I bumped my lip on a biscuit!"

Lmfao lmao lol pmsl all of that

"I'm gonna say this once. Two times." - Jerri Blank

"Never let your conscious trick you into owning up to the truth...
...when there's still some chance somebody might believe the lie." - Mr. Noblet

"Daddy, who were you??
Did you love me?
What was going through your head as those rabid dogs gnawed on it?
Did you see me eating a hot dog?" - Jerri Blank

"If only I could see what it's like to be blind." - Jerri Blank

Oh, I love you Paul Dinello.

I don't think there is any show that suits my sense of comedy better than this one.

I'm gonna say this once...two times.

I'm going to discuss your sadness with that pork loin

We'll go on a hunger strike! U won't eat and I won't feed u! >_<

Everybody out of the pool. We got a dead body.

Check your personality at the door!

I'm just going to walk to these stairs and run like hell!

What are u deef? I said I was Jerry Blank.

We don't eat meat here Jerry only grain.................

I'm going to sit at the welcome table..................

I'm going to a place with lots of singing, and hugging want to come?

Yeah it's a real chucklefest!

Orlando let's make you a widow. Your wife drowned in a fire.

I love how they all dance at the end of each episode

What were u doing the in the street with a picnic basket?

What's the situation, who ran him down? How should I know? I'm married...............