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"What would this country be without great Americans? France." - Stephen Colbert... AKA MY HEREO "Everything's better when its wet"- Minnie "Some fancy French guy named... more

"What would this country be without great Americans? France." - Stephen Colbert... AKA MY HEREO "Everything's better when its wet"- Minnie "Some fancy French guy named Jose!"- That guy on that show... "We're selling this bracelet for ONLY $1029!!!"- that chick on HSN "Save the dodo" - Stephen Colbert "We have a great devot leader who should never be questioned."- Stephen Colbert "Orange stuff just came out of my nose!" - Freddi "Why is it leaking from the sky?" - Freddi Lizzy: I like things from a difrent world ((refering to her choice of books)) Liz: Like Comander Toad!!!! "Can Comander Toad save the day?" "Franklin de Roosevelt" Mom "tu suis fatigue?" Mom Michelle: how do you eject the cd from the computer? Me: press the eject button Michelle: Oh. Me: Xena, tu es fatigue? Xena: I'm not fat! ((refering to the tomb of the unknown soldier)) "LOOK! It's a wiji board!!!" - dad! "It's a helicopter... it goes around and around and sometimes it crashes!" -JR ((refering to when Mr. Christian couldn't get this nail out of the bookshelf and took a chair to stand on)) Me: This is what I love about us shorter people, we're resourcefull! Mr. Christian: Yeah... those dumb tall people would be like "too hard! I can't get it" and then go cry in a corner and get all emo! ME!; Zimoku!: *rolls eyes* Men AKA idiots Matt: sadly i must agree "What happens if he logs on his internet?"-Liv Farra: What accent does he have Lyle: inbred, I believe, is the accent "Actually, no... I don't want to be aroused by *imitates german*"-- Lara "You were born an original, don't die a copy."-Someone on Socialmoth "I'm an atheist, and that's it. I believe there's nothing we can know except that we should be kind to each other and do what we can for other people." - Katharine Hepburn "I would be kinda pissed if some ghost came and like dragged me out the window!" - Maya "I don't have an ego problem!"-Mr. Christian "Get your feets in line!"-JR Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: I'd be pretty pissed too if my name was "klafjlkejlafjle" "It could be said that social darwinism and scientific darwinism are completely different animals"-Quinn "There comes a point in time in your educational career that you must watch digital video disks, magnetic tapes, and moving slideshows"-Quinn "I'm not stupid!"-Farah To the tune of "I Love Candy": "I love Ms. Ligon's pants!"-Reidy "Zoë, "shut up" is not in vy mocabulary"-Mr. Christian "Is that thing gonna fly?"-Brittany "SHIT! I failed again!"-Mr. Kaulfuss "My hair is... *pause* limited"-Pierre *referring to her track shorts* "These shorts are actually really good for running1"-Liz Liz: I have that same pen for State Me: All UNC schools have this pen Liz: Well I guess State just liked it too Me: State is a UNC school. Liz: Oh. "Well there's cheese... or there was cheese. Xena lives here so it may not be there anymore"-Paul "Ladies do not start fights, but they can finish them"-Marie-The Aristocats "I hate capitalism"-Maya